Poll: Getting to know you: How do you eat Pizza?

[spartan1077]

So seeing as my How Do You Sit post had been a nice success(if anyone cares I showed it to the girl who said the way I sat was femenine and she hasn't said anything since) I think I'm going to make a monthly installment thing.

So fellow escapists, after having some Dominos for supper, how do you eat Pizza?

Fork and Knife- straight forward. You cut your pizza and then use the Fork to eat it.
Hands- You pick the pizza up with your hands and eat it
Hands+ Dip- You pick the pizza up with your hands and dip it before eating.
F&K+ Dip- Using utensils to dip and eat
Other- If the way you eat is not listed, please specify


Personally I dip my pizza in ranch dressing and then eat it. So how about you?

EDIT: I also hate pizza sauce... I always get the least amount if possible.

EDIT2: 133 hands, 8 F&K...lol

Question Edit: You guys like Greasy Pizza? I don't.

 

[Marter]

Sometimes with my hands, sometimes with fork+knife.

 

[Firoth]

Hands- I pick it up, fold the slice lengthwise, and enjoy more pizza per bite.

 

[MrTub]

Fork and knife pretty much all the time, sometimes I eat with my hands if it just a vesuvio and Im at home

 

[Sleekgiant]

Hands- I pick it up, fold the slice lengthwise, and enjoy more pizza per bite.

My twin
I'll get the small personal pizza and fold them in half and eat them like a quesadilla.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

...what the hell. People actually eat pizza with a fork and knife? My mind has been blown...

I eat 'em with my hands. And then I tear off chunks of the crust and dip it in garlic sauce.
I dislike pizza, but that's the only way to eat it.

 

[Aurora219]

I put it in a blender and then drink it.

 

[lacktheknack]

Pick it up with my hands, dip it if there's dip, OMNOMNOMNOM.

 

[astrav1]

Dip your pizza? Must be a Canadian thing. I myself go for the fold and scarf.

 

[DeathsHands]

Hands: I take a bite of the cheesy part, then a bite of the crust.

 

[spartan1077]

Hands- I pick it up, fold the slice lengthwise, and enjoy more pizza per bite.

I do that if there is any new york style pizza(The really thin stuff)

Dip your pizza? Must be a Canadian thing. I myself go for the fold and scarf.

Must be the Canadian thing. I see a lot of people around in my town using dipping sauces. When we order pizza we actually pick a type of sauce. XD

 

[drbarno]

I rip up the pizza first if I can't be bothered to hold up the whole thing.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Dip your pizza? Must be a Canadian thing. I myself go for the fold and scarf.

I can vouch that it's more widespread than just Canada; I live in the US, and I know several people who like to dip their pizza in ranch dressing. Also, Papa John's pizza comes with Garlic sauce for dipping, which is really the best part of the otherwise average chain pizza.

OT: I eat it with my hands, always. Also, I never dip unless I have extra marinara sauce from a calzone, a stromboli, some breadsticks, or something similar, or unless it came from Papa John's -- and I almost never get my pizza from chain restaurants, forget about Papa John's specifically. One of my roommates eats it with a knife and fork, but he's definitely in a minority there.

 

[Armored Prayer]

By hands usually. Sometimes I'll use utensils if its a bit too hot.

And I prefer deep dish pizzas with veggies.

 

[RandallJohn]

I dip my pizza in garlic sauce. Then, I try not to think about the fact that I just dipped my already-fatty pizza in liquid butter.

 

[spartan1077]

I dip my pizza in garlic sauce. Then, I try not to think about the fact that I just dipped my already-fatty pizza in liquid butter.

PSSSH Liquid butter tastes better than a lot of pizza sauce.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

...what the hell. People actually eat pizza with a fork and knife? My mind has been blown...

I eat 'em with my hands. And then I tear off chunks of the crust and dip it in garlic sauce.
I dislike pizza, but that's the only way to eat it.

Bang on, same here.
My parents eat pizza with fork+knife, but I find that takes far too damn long.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Knife and fork all the time less messy and easier especially with really thin pizza

 

[Stalk3rchief]

I picked other because, even though my method is technically under the " hands " I like to think it's a little different. I either fold it in half to maximize eating speed/quantity, or (9/10 times) I cut out the middle man and simply put a piece of pizza upside down and on top of the first piece, making* a horribly unhealthy sandwich of deliciousness.

*edit (typo)