Poll: Good gamer=bad in bed (scientifically proven!)

[SenseOfTumour]

Not sure how being good at satisfying yourself proves much, at least if you're male.

Males could generally get off by rubbing up against a wall, we're not exactly sophisticated creatures really.

I seem to remember the male good sex guide having all of 3 lines

1. In
2. Out
3. Repeat if necessary.

Really tho, isn't there far more to a good sex life than that?

So you're not some porn star level achiever on the basic in and out stuff, learn to please in other ways. It's just not all about that one act for women so much as it is for men. (Generalising hugely to make a point, but you get it).

Oh a little tip from past experience, you know how women say their number one thing they want in a man is a sense of humour?

Well, if you're in the process of oral sex, with her thighs around your head, its not a good time to test the theory.

Looking up and saying 'So how would I look with a moustache?' is the wrong thing, and did, ahem, could rather spoil the mood.

EDIT: looking back I realise I've made myself look even stranger than I usually do, but what the hell, at least I'm hopeless at counter strike.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

This is most likely bull. You can make a study to 'prove' anything in the world, and if you've hired the right experts, you can say that 'studies show that X is true! Really!' even though it's not actually true.

Also I had roughly the same reaction as Ultrajoe did on viewing this thread.

 

[shatnershaman]

Bah, Haloz is all I need.

 

[Downside]

This thread will start smelling like ejaculate soon.

it already does. No wait thats my keyboard...

 

[Uncompetative]

What is this about being bad in bed?

I sleep fine.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

What is this about being bad in bed?

I sleep fine.

LOL. This 'scientific proof' is going to upset a lot of Halo fanboys out there.

 

[Vortigar]

This study was probably done in Leiden and the whole of the country knows that they're just a bunch of wankers over there.

Linked over to BBC?
Where's the Dutch source on this?
Ah, looky here, apparently it was done in Utrecht. Well Leiden still sucks.
Full article is in the Journal of Sexual Medicine btw.

I'm an average gamer at best, what does that mean?
It means I can start crying.

HSIAMetalKing:
We got champion level Warcraft 3 and Racing game players.
Don't know much about FPS but we've been decent at CS and CoD.
On XBL you probably won't meet them unless you're in Europe due to ping hassles.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

F) Shit

what you're a native?

...I don't know what that is...

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

100 people for control and 100 for test purposes? All of the same country? Not very reliable...at all.

The same small European country even.

 

[Locobato]

The study is just showing that there is a correlation between those that suffer from P.E. and the presence of the specific gene that affects a persons reflexes. Correlation is not proof. There for it is possible to have the reflexes of a mongoose and still be able to hold your load for the full ride. But still a funny topic for people to wast time making studies about. What ever happened to trying to cure aids, looks like every scientist just wants to make the next Viagra.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

This makes me happy. Not only do I dislike FPS'es, I also have incredibly slow reflexes! Huaazah!

And, to repeat:
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

 

[Rikrok77]

Woah.... good thing i burned that cod4 copy! Seriously though, when did 200 dutch men become the standard for male stats?

 

[Saitken]

Good thing I suck at Halo

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

I think I'm average at both which is fine by me.

 

[Stalington]

XD, note that I dont fully believe that this proves it. However, would it be that much of a stretch to connect fast reflexes to "shootin early"?

 

[Caliostro]

Lol...Just read the study...

Just to remind everyone that correlation does not imply causality.

What the study proves is that people who do suffer from premature ejaculation usually do so because they have high levels of serotonin, which also causes quick reflexes. It also causes you to be happy, and not depressed, amongst other things.

Study does not, however, prove what most people are extrapolating: That quick reflexes = premature ejaculation.

In other words, it's entirely possible for people to be good in bed, and in FPS, and it's entirely possible for you to just suck at both. So if you suck at FPSs, it doesn't mean you will be good in bed...at all... It just means you suck at FPSs.