Poll: Good gamer=bad in bed (scientifically proven!)

[Monkfish Acc.]

Lies! I happen to know that I am a god at everything I do!
Besides, I'm awesome at Curse-Hurtin'-Pewters, and your mom is satisfied every night. Ooh, burn!

Seriously, though, I'm not very good at FPSes. I try to use as little ammo as possible, and spend too much time aiming for the right spot. Also, I can't stand just dashing through with guns toting, I like to take my time and explore. Erm, no innuendo intended.

 

[Ultrajoe]

At least whatever the pre-ejaculate will be well aimed.

This man wins the internet.

Its over boys, bow to this gentleman.

Also missing a vital point. Everyone loves dextrous fingers and thumbs.

Honorable mention to this man.

 

[AlphaWolf13]

From the Article:

After a study of 200 Dutch men,

Wow. A whole 200 people? Glad to see they really went the extra mile with their survey.

And I've never been prouder to suck at FPSes. ;D

It is BBS, they managed to make everything a fact, even if the survey is less then 10 people

 

[SnowCold]

At least whatever the pre-ejaculate will be well aimed.

This man wins the internet.

Its over boys, bow to this gentleman.

I beg to differ!

XD, note that I dont fully believe that this proves it. However, would it be that much of a stretch to connect fast reflexes to "shootin early"?

Here is the true winner!

 

[Stalington]

At least whatever the pre-ejaculate will be well aimed.

This man wins the internet.

Its over boys, bow to this gentleman.

I beg to differ!

XD, note that I dont fully believe that this proves it. However, would it be that much of a stretch to connect fast reflexes to "shootin early"?

Here is the true winner!

thank you thank you, im here all night