Poll: Gordon Freeman vs Chell

[Lucane]

Spoiler: Chell No contest here's why.

You can't beat being shot into the vacuum of the moon in an instant, besides Chell can regain heal in a few clam seconds of not being shot at unlike Mr. Freeman

Spoiler: Gordon, yo'

I think Gordon wins that one by being teleported to an alien planet and fighting them there. I'll give you the health one though.

Thanks but I kinda meant using that portal set-up against Gordon not just as a previous track record for victory. Though props to Gordon for fighting how he did(HL 1 I take it? I didn't play that one. /sigh)

Edit: or Putting a few portals up here and there baiting Gordon to follow her through them and ending with a Hi-Fall portal set up he thinks it's fine and can't survive the landing.

 

[nbamaniac]

Chell has a portal gun.

Portal under Gordon.

Portal on wall overlooking cliff.

Cake for everyone.

Gordon stands on metal floor. Try again.

Fine, she shoots the moon then shoots somewhere in his general direction.

They both stand in a sealed off room without windows.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

The walls were made of simple plaster

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

Spoiler: Chell No contest here's why.

You can't beat being shot into the vacuum of the moon in an instant, besides Chell can regain heal in a few clam seconds of not being shot at unlike Mr. Freeman

Spoiler: Gordon, yo'

I think Gordon wins that one by being teleported to an alien planet and fighting them there. I'll give you the health one though.

Thanks but I kinda meant using that portal set-up against Gordon not just as a previous track record for victory. Though props to Gordon for fighting how he did(HL 1 I take it? I didn't play that one. /sigh)

Indeed HL1; worth a play through at least once, even with it's aging. I'd have to agree if he's going up against the portal gun it'd be a losing battle if the moon was involved, but Chell would need to be a good distance away to keep from getting sucked through as well.

 

[4RM3D]

The walls were made of simple plaster

Makes you wonder. What would happen if you make a portal on a piece of scrape just big enough for a portal and carry that scrape around. I mean you can't "shoot" someone directly with a portal gun. But you can melee them to death with a portal (portable).

EDIT: About that "moon shooting"... That was a pretty suicidal move, TBH.

 

[CommanderKirov]

Whoever fights. It's the Adam West that will come out victorious.

 

[Nouw]

Batman.

Because it's the goddamn batman.

 

[Shakomaru]

It really all depends on the location, and how many weapons Gordon is allowed to have. since Chell only has the Portal gun, Gordon would still probably win since he is from a more combat-centered game. and yes I know those are completely unconnected. Sue me.

 

[LessThanThreep]

Seeing what Chell has accomplished with only a portal gun I can imagine it would be a bit of a stalemate if she got her hands on a real weapon.

 

[nbamaniac]

I mean you can't "shoot" someone directly with a portal gun.

Lol I hope it can. Watching someone turn into a colorful self imploding hole would bring tears to my eyes.

 

[ReaperGrimm]

Gordon Freeman

 

[fates_puppet13]

it would come down to whoever has faster reflexes

 

[Johny64]

freeman, no doubt about it

 

[Johny64]

on the other hand, i voted for batman

 

[Johny64]

Chell has a portal gun.

Portal under Gordon.

Portal on wall overlooking cliff.

Cake for everyone.

Gordon stands on metal floor. Try again.

Fine, she shoots the moon then shoots somewhere in his general direction.

They both stand in a sealed off room without windows.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Batman uses his handy-dandy Bat-Portable Window to save the day! Problem Solved

 

[dancinginfernal]

I like how Batman is in second place.

 

[Dfskelleton]

The obvious choice: Duke Nukem.
Wait, he wasn't an option? Fine...
I don't know. Chell is witty enough to escape most situations, but Gordon has heat seeking rockets and stuff.
Can I just pick Rod Serling? Yes... Rod Serling will destroy them all, while narrating the event.

 

[Simalacrum]

...whatever happened to the good old days of "vs. threads are looked down upon here"?

I feel old...

 

[wammnebu]

winner has to speak up

 

[sleeperhit79]

Chell has a portal gun.

Portal under Gordon.

Portal on wall overlooking cliff.

Cake for everyone.

what he said....and wit?? seriously?