Poll: Gravity Gun or Portal Gun. What would you rather own?

[Dr.Nick]

Portal Gun for me, but I would be very worried about accidentally killing myself or someone else by dropping them/me through a very high portal Also I don't have those super duper leg braces to stop falling damage lol

 

[fanklok]

Portal gun yo.

It can do the same thing as the gravity gun but in a way more convoluted fashion.

 

[Infinatex]

Wow, the old favourite gets slammed. Take that Gravity Gun!

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Portal gun yo.

It can do the same thing as the gravity gun but in a way more convoluted fashion.

Exactly. But getting myself killed don't sound cool, so I'd probably make a rule of NO floors or high places. Portal gun wins it either way though, go somewhere once, instant holiday there from then on.

 

[AugustFall]

Portal Gun, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-rrkyvApU

 

[WittyInfidel]

I'd choose the portal gun and set up a perpetual energy device by flowing water between roof and floor thereby turning a turbine and giving me free energy

This right here. Unlimited energy creation. I would be lauded a hero of my time, get all the sparklies I could ever want, and live a happy man till the aneurysm killed me. I wouldn't have to worry about killing myself with the portal gun, because I wouldn't be foolish enough to go through the portal.

 

[Uncreative]

Oh, most definitely the portal gun.
Grav gun may be good for throwing things, but I'd have so much fun being an idiot with the portal gun.

Hooray infinite loops!

 

[theComposer]

I'd say 20 minutes:
5 minutes, Looking at the damn thing and singing the lyrics of Could this be real by Sub focus
6 minutes, Trying to shoot portals at walls and see if you can see trough them
3 minutes, Trowing radnom small objects trough the portals
4 minutes, walking trough the portals and reaching places you thought you never could reach
4 minutes, hurling yourself trough the portals at high speeds
1 minute, doing a wall-to-floor portal combination and try to get as much speed as possible.
20th minute, at a speed of 780 mph you miss the portal and face your all too early demise.

That's startlingly accurate as to how I'd die upon obtaining a portal gun. Of course, it'd be fun as hell while it lasted, and death by portal gun is a pretty cool way to go if you ask me.

 

[David Bray]

The lazy man's version of Arnie's throwing arm or a gun that can create passages through space?
Hard question. I mean where does one begin.

Oh wait, a gun that can create passages through space. That's it.

I can throw razor blades with my own hand.

 

[Dango]

I'd probably hurt my self using the Portal Gun, so I say Gravity Gun, that way I never have to lift anything... except the gravity gun.

 

[bam13302]

portal gun, id die in about 15 min, but i would be smiling the entire time

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

anyone who says portal gun didn't make a good choice.No, I'm not trolling it's juust that chell had those fall resistance things on her legs so if you tried it you would die.The gravity gun is a practical weapon.

 

[Woodsey]

I'd set up 2 portals that link from next to my desk to the toilet, then I'd sell the Portal gun and buy the gravity gun for "TEH LULZ".

 

[Shilkanni]

Portal gun is coolest but a lot of the fun stuff we do in Portal is dangerous. :-(

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

portal gun, i'd basically turn into a jumper, shoot a portal into a bank and rob that shit like its no ones business then have the main portal at my bedroom =]

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I've always wanted a portal gun, but the real question is. How long would it take for me to get myself killed with it?

I mean, Momentum + Me + Ground = *Squish*.
So if I want to play safe i'd go with the Physics gun or the edit Dark Energy Field Manipulator (the blue one) and if i wanted to fly I'd go with the portal gun.

If you're about to go squish, just make another portal! Yeah, I could foresee myself moving at terminal velocity for the rest of my life after having the portal gun for like 5 minutes, because I'd make an infinite loop, then fly out of it, and be unable to slow down again without a chance of painful death.

just shoot a portal at water, it'll overflow and when you hit it you'll be fine.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I've always wanted a portal gun, but the real question is. How long would it take for me to get myself killed with it?

I mean, Momentum + Me + Ground = *Squish*.
So if I want to play safe i'd go with the Physics gun or the edit Dark Energy Field Manipulator (the blue one) and if i wanted to fly I'd go with the portal gun.

If you're about to go squish, just make another portal! Yeah, I could foresee myself moving at terminal velocity for the rest of my life after having the portal gun for like 5 minutes, because I'd make an infinite loop, then fly out of it, and be unable to slow down again without a chance of painful death.

just shoot a portal at water, it'll overflow and when you hit it you'll be fine.

If you've achieved terminal velocity, hitting water will still kill you. Also, you can't shoot a portal onto water, it has to be on a smooth, solid surface.

what? people survive and do that shit all the time?

but if that is true, then shoot the portal at a perpindicular angle stuck inside your angle, you'll have to slow down then. otherwise your stuck forever.

or shoot the portal at the ground next to the empire state building and so you pop up from the ground and gravity destroys that velocity and you can shoot a portal when you reach the top so you have near zero velocity going into the hole