Stick some Barry White on, light a few Candles and make sweet love to him.
He'll think twice about breaking into my house again after that!
He'll think twice about breaking into my house again after that!
Poll: Guy breaks into your house and takes a shower. What do you do?
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I'd turn off the hot water and cackle manically. Then I'd start a conversation with the guy; I mean, he's gotta be somewhat interesting if he's breaking into someone's house to take a shower.
Well clearly this is just showing that the education system in any country is failing.
More towards the poll, I'd talk to them first. There's a good bit of home robberies committed by people who are first timers or genuinely dont want someone to get hurt (usually cause they know that will mean more jail time). So I'd talk to them and see if that can sedate them. I'll be honest, if the person broke in, but calmly left and left everyone with me, i'd let them go. I'd get the locks changed, but I'd let them go.
However, if they cant be reasoned with, you subdue. NOT kill, NOT maim, NOT disable, SUBDUE. Then call the cops. It looks bad if you beat someone, even if it is in home defense. There's no reason that in your own house where you hold the advantage of home field, you shouldnt be able to subdue someone.
More towards the poll, I'd talk to them first. There's a good bit of home robberies committed by people who are first timers or genuinely dont want someone to get hurt (usually cause they know that will mean more jail time). So I'd talk to them and see if that can sedate them. I'll be honest, if the person broke in, but calmly left and left everyone with me, i'd let them go. I'd get the locks changed, but I'd let them go.
However, if they cant be reasoned with, you subdue. NOT kill, NOT maim, NOT disable, SUBDUE. Then call the cops. It looks bad if you beat someone, even if it is in home defense. There's no reason that in your own house where you hold the advantage of home field, you shouldnt be able to subdue someone.
I would have called the cops, and I would have stood near the door with a very large knife.
He might be harmless, he might not be. I'm not taking any more risks than I need to.
He might be harmless, he might not be. I'm not taking any more risks than I need to.
Trick him into calling the cops on himself. If that fails, kick the door down and subdue him. With a baseball bat. To the knees.
Call the cops in a panic, leave the house until they arrive.
I don't get why the OP calls the man a "stupid criminal" while admitting that he may have been suffering from psychosis and had no criminal intent. It's not at all unheard of for people with dementia to be so unaware of reality to forget which house is theirs.
If I saw someone in my house who was doing something like showering, my first assumption would be "This person probably needs mental help." I also don't see what going in and shooting the guy does from a personal safety standpoint that leaving the area wouldn't. It's not like he was cornered in his house, the intruder barricaded himself in the bathroom. Non-confrontation is lower risk than confronting with an upper hand.
I don't get why the OP calls the man a "stupid criminal" while admitting that he may have been suffering from psychosis and had no criminal intent. It's not at all unheard of for people with dementia to be so unaware of reality to forget which house is theirs.
If I saw someone in my house who was doing something like showering, my first assumption would be "This person probably needs mental help." I also don't see what going in and shooting the guy does from a personal safety standpoint that leaving the area wouldn't. It's not like he was cornered in his house, the intruder barricaded himself in the bathroom. Non-confrontation is lower risk than confronting with an upper hand.
get my .38 special and blow him away. nobody breaks into my house while i'm home and leaves alive.
I'd open the door to see just what the hell he was doing. If he destroyed my things, and is he dangerous?
yes to either and he's going to be eating everything out of a straw for a month.
yes to either and he's going to be eating everything out of a straw for a month.
Precisely this. Minus the Megaton bombing...what did that poor place every do to you?ThatDaveDude1 said:
Call the Police, block the door and wait for them to arrive(Y).
Or...if I use the downstairs sink on maximum coldness, the shower will be really REALLY hot
..LOOOOOOOL I'LL JUST DO THAT.
I TIEP IN CAPZ CUZ AM SHAWTIN'!
Or...if I use the downstairs sink on maximum coldness, the shower will be really REALLY hot
..LOOOOOOOL I'LL JUST DO THAT.
I TIEP IN CAPZ CUZ AM SHAWTIN'!
