Poll: Hardest Would You Rather Ever

[commodore96]

At the gym my friends and I always play "Would You Rather" we got into a huge argument over this scenario, so this is my question for you.

It is the end of the world, and God comes down to you and tells you their is a problem. For all the good people to get into heaven, and bad people to go to hell you need to make some sacrifices, and if you don't everyone no matter what is going to hell. God tells you the sacrifice will endure an eternity of torture with no escape, no hope, just constant pain. You are then raised on a pedestal in a huge stadium with everyone in the world watching. Their are two levers in front of you each attached to a cage in one cage is the person closest to you (it could be a wife, best friend, pet, or little sibling), and in the other is a random hundred people. Your family and friends are right next to you on the pedestal, and the hundred peoples wives children and friends are in the front row looking at you.

Would you rather:
A Damn the person closest to you in the world
B Damn a hundred random people
C Cant make up your mind and everyone endures pure brutal torture.

For the sake of this let's assume God is real so no saying I'm an atheist to get out of this. You are going to heaven no matter what, so you will always be separated from the one you damn to an eternity of pain.

 

[RatRace123]

Thems the breaks hundred random people. Maybe you all should've gotten to know me, maybe you could've avoided this.

It's mainly God's fault though, huge mistake making me the decider on something like this.

 

[TheSaw]

Stand very close to a random someone and then damn them.

Real answer: I'd have to go with the 100 people one, wouldn't really be able to damn a close person to me.

 

[Aris Khandr]

100 people I don't know? Sucks for them.

 

[Bek359]

Call this God out for being an evil fuckstick.

 

[Lazarus Long]

Between his asking and my answering, I would convert to Christianity, accept God into my heart, and have a profound, personal relationship with him, closer and more meaningful than any earthly counterpart. That'll teach the vicious sumbitch.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Sounds like typical God behaviour to me, are you sure this isn't in the old testament somewhere?

 

[Android2137]

The person closest to me would want me to sacrifice them. Once the torture has begun, they'd probably hate me hate me hate me forever, but the fact is that they volunteered. My most precious person wouldn't be selfish.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

This is easy > and 100 people. It's not like it's 1000.

 

[Saelune]

Hmmm. I would either curse God out (though this just proves God is a sadist) or damn the 100 people. Chances are, I dont like any of those people anyways. My real guilt trip part though, is that one or two actual good people are in the group. To make me feel better though, Id just tell myself they were all conservatives. (which would make it ironic since they always tell me IM going to burn)

 

[commodore96]

But you have to think those 100 people have families too. They have children that would have no idea what to do without them, husbands and wives that would curse you and your family for eternity. These hundred people could be the old people on the street, a little toddler, a pregnant woman, a murder, a rapist, and just your everyday average normal guy.

 

[FalloutJack]

Call me sentimental, call me old-fashioned, call me evil as all hell...I choose to damn a whole lot of people.

 

[Lilani]

I chose A. Since they're the person closest to me and I know who they are, I'm about 98% certain they'd rather die than have a hundred other mother's children die in their stead.

 

[RADlTZ]

Sucks to be randoms when I'm making the big decisions, to hell with yee all I'm saving the precious!

The person closest to me would want me to sacrifice them. Once the torture has begun, they'd probably hate me hate me hate me forever, but the fact is that they volunteered. My most precious person wouldn't be selfish.

They might not be selfish, but I sure as hell am. (pun not intended)

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

The random 100 people. I could never damn my best friend or significant other to eternal torment.

 

[MFenix]

Damn the one closest to me. Sacrifice the one for the many. Also invoking Zombieland Rule #5 Don't get attached.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Damn the one closest to me. Sacrifice the one for the many. Also invoking Zombieland Rule #5 Don't get attached.

Something about this post and the fact that it is accompanied by a MLP avatar makes it brilliant for some reason.