Christ on toast, I just can't even muster the will to be sarcastic about this rubbish. This is the kind of shit that makes me physically ill. The forklift minigame in Shenmue was fun because it was exactly that- a minigame. Yeah, it was compulsory but it only lasted a few days, you started each day at work with a race where you could win prizes for your collection, you earned money you could spend in the rest of the game and if it got too boring the tedium was broken up by such amusing asides as a gang of thugs attempting to stomp your face in. This? This is just utter garbage. It's a waste of existence.
Christ I miss Shenmue...