Only if they spoke to me in a tone I didn't like. And then the beating would only be to teach them how to speak like people and not like oompa loompas.
Poll: Have you ever wanted to beat a child?
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A question for you, creator of this thread: did you want to be beaten as a child for your behavior? One of my many motto's are: batteries not inc.. sorry.. broke down for a bit.. Don't ever let your inner child die. If that happens to me, that would probably be the same time my soul would descend to the miracle round.
All I shall say is airplanes. You get the seat with the kid that likes kicking your chair behind you and you think about ripping his head off.
If you wanted to beat the kid in question, then you've already lost the battles of both wit and will. If you beat a kid just because they annoy or piss you off, then you haven't proven shit.
Even just the desire to do so is indicative of a child-like mindset. Violence certainly is not a framework that any kid will respond to well, seeing as how they will judge your actions by your age, just as you guys seemingly are now by fantasizing about fucking some tyke's shit up. Learn to take the high road and achieve peace within yourself and with the world around by realizing that you were once that little kid.
Sometimes the nicest thing you can do, at this point, is to win them over into your van with candy. I hear they like candy. Smooth sailing from thereon out.
Even just the desire to do so is indicative of a child-like mindset. Violence certainly is not a framework that any kid will respond to well, seeing as how they will judge your actions by your age, just as you guys seemingly are now by fantasizing about fucking some tyke's shit up. Learn to take the high road and achieve peace within yourself and with the world around by realizing that you were once that little kid.
Sometimes the nicest thing you can do, at this point, is to win them over into your van with candy. I hear they like candy. Smooth sailing from thereon out.
kids not so much teenagers well thats another story. i have at certen times goten in fights with teenagers most recently 2 weeks ago i had 5 15 year olds try to rob me (this happens alot its starting to anoy me) one had a knife the others had twobyfours. I proceded to beat them with my tonfa or if you like police baton knocked out 3 and sent the other 2 to the hospital (guy with knife will NEVER use his hand again)i was congraduated by the officers who then arrested the dumb asses on their way to the hospital. That was a good day. oh and for those of you woundering about the tonfa i started carrying it when i started being a key carrier for my store.
Everyone has thought both of hitting and killing children, however we can control those impulses and know they are wrong. This is one of the reasons why I sort of defend child murder in various games, because I can see it as being fairly theraputic.
I doubt there is a parent alive that hasn't confessed wanting to put their offspring through a wall at some point. Annoyance is annoyance, and it's not generally a "serious" desire many people get so bent out of shape about that they actually do.
I doubt there is a parent alive that hasn't confessed wanting to put their offspring through a wall at some point. Annoyance is annoyance, and it's not generally a "serious" desire many people get so bent out of shape about that they actually do.
Do I hate kids? I wouldn't say so. But if you're asking me if I have honestly never had the urge to strike a particularly awful child then I don't think anyone can say no to that. I reckon everyone from children themselves to Mother Teresa has felt that urge at least once in their lives.
Off topic, I have to say that I chose the last option on the poll. It's so laughably horrible, how could I resist? The person who made this poll is twisted.
Off topic, I have to say that I chose the last option on the poll. It's so laughably horrible, how could I resist? The person who made this poll is twisted.
At a game yes, but if the kid is anoying me in real life I find it more fun just to make them cry.
This all reminds me of Louis CK's stand up, where he took his daughter to the ice ream parlour with a black eye and felt all bad because people were looking at him and obviously jumping to conclusions and judging him, and him wanting to yell "Dammit, you think I did that? a black eye? look at the size of her, if I punched my daughter in the face I'd destroy her! she wouldn't have a feeble back eye dammit!"
There's a refreshing honesty to his act about parenting, he always maintains that he loves his kids, but it doesnt mean they don't act like assholes or do idiotic stuff, and that he doesn't fantasise about just kicking them out of a window sometimes.
I don't think it's wrong to feel like that either, so long as you don't act on it.
There's a refreshing honesty to his act about parenting, he always maintains that he loves his kids, but it doesnt mean they don't act like assholes or do idiotic stuff, and that he doesn't fantasise about just kicking them out of a window sometimes.
I don't think it's wrong to feel like that either, so long as you don't act on it.
And kittens!awesometron said:
Don't forget kittens!
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How old is the "child" and how far back can I go? If you're talking about 6 or 7 young, not recently, but when I was that age I probably did at least once.
If you're talking like 12 or 13 range, sure, I think everybody gets that urge every once and a while. You can't though.
Only the ones who bullied me in elementry school, which, coincidently was half of the school who were Gangter wannabe assholes, who spoke in this whole tribalistic bullshit language that no one I know could decipher!
You should have been one 50 years ago, then you wouldn't want to, you actually could!Clay Allison said:
My girlfriend, her cousin, my best friend and his girlfriend and Me (feel free to grammar smack me)were all hanging out at a playground when a SH@T load of little kids came in riding their horribly spray painted bikes, still totting training wheels and streamers on the handle bars. We were minding our own business and three or four of them came over and for no reason spat on my friend, for forums sake i will call "mountain" because he's built like on, then kicked him in the shins and started cursing his tiny little head off at him.
These kids were like grade 3-6 and were acting like complete assholes. after five minutes, mountain was taking his anger at the little monsters out on a swing and almost snapped the chain on it. It's kids like this that make me wish i could "force choke a *****" and get crap over with.
These kids were like grade 3-6 and were acting like complete assholes. after five minutes, mountain was taking his anger at the little monsters out on a swing and almost snapped the chain on it. It's kids like this that make me wish i could "force choke a *****" and get crap over with.