Poll: Hello everybody!

[Pimppeter2]

I know I'm like, the 100th person to say this, but welcome to the escapist (I don't know if my post count is high enough to appoint me as a capable greeter).

79th, actually.

80th actually actually

 

[RanD00M]

I think this is the best thread anyone new has ever made.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're not being sarcastic and take it as a compliment! Thanks!

And also thankyou for all your lovely welcomes I think I'm gonna enjoy myself here.

I was not being sarcastic and that was a compliment.

 

[Vierran]

Zero Punctuation is what brought me here originally.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Hi, Dr. Nick!

I came here for ZP and since stayed for the forums... and ZP.

 

[Lollypops]

I know I'm like, the 100th person to say this, but welcome to the escapist (I don't know if my post count is high enough to appoint me as a capable greeter).

79th, actually.

80th actually actually

Pretty sure it was 79th. Well, it's the 79th reply but 80th message. Unless someone welcomed me twice. But then some people might not have. Cookies to whoever goes through and checks the exact amount.

 

[Toahne]

I came here because one of my friends on WoW showed me this site and I got addicted to Yahtzee's videos. Finally decided to make an account after lurking around for a bit.
Also this community is one of the best I've seen on the internet.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I know I'm like, the 100th person to say this, but welcome to the escapist (I don't know if my post count is high enough to appoint me as a capable greeter).

79th, actually.

80th actually actually

Pretty sure it was 79th. Well, it's the 79th reply but 80th message. Unless someone welcomed me twice. But then some people might not have. Cookies to whoever goes through and checks the exact amount.

What about the person that said welcome and then gave the welcome speech? That counts as two.

 

[Lollypops]

Ummmmm I don't know anymore. Make your own rules. It's not getting it right that would be impressive. It's more the effort

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Welcome Lollypops!

I originally came for the videos but I stick around for the news and community.

 

[MercurySteam]

Can I steal this? I need a new greeting.

If you want, honestly I stole the one before it and tampered with it.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Like most people here, Yahtzee. Yahtzee was the sole reason I joined the Escapist.

Now I stay cause it's the best gaming forum anywhere, ever. And I mean that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Welcome.

I came here because Fat Man Spoon pointed me in this direction.

I have proceeded to become a frequent user here and poster on the forums.

DAMN IT, SPOON! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?!?!?!?!

[sup]It is hopeless...I'll never be able to leave here...[/sup]

 

[A random person]

Like most people I came because of Zero Punctuation. I was linked to it via VGcats.

As for why I stay, it's mostly the forums and Moviebob, as I'm one of the few people here who likes him. Hell, I was a fan since around GameOverthinker V5.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Why, thanks for saying hi!

Oh dear, look at my manners. I must get you a present for your kindness!

Expect a bundle of roses and fourteen pounds tons of chocolate on your doorstep by tommorow morning.

Anyways, enjoy your stay!

(Please ignore Doug, the troll outside)

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Well originally a friend of mine showed me Zero Punctuation. I visited the site every once in a while to watch that, but I also looked over threads in the forums if they looked interesting. Eventually I found a thread( or two I think) about religion and I felt like putting in an opinion. So I made an account, then over the summer I did practically nothing but sit around at home so I gained a large amount of posts here in the forums.

 

[Thamous]

Spoiler: click here for The Official Escapist welcome message

Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

You forgot to mention the corpses under the stairs.

We'll anyway.Welcome to The Escapist.

I came here because og the community.

Shhh, quite. He may be one of...them.
But yes welcome...whoever you really are.