Poll: Help me settle this.

[SckizoBoy]

Uh... huh?

Does she have some hidden desire to see you have colon cancer or something?

Anyway, my old man makes a mean potato salad, I make a pretty good salad with minimal dressing and have absolutely no problem with it (and neither does anyone else I know).

Captcha: much derpitude... couldn't've said it better...

 

[Danpascooch]

Last time I had no other option than eat at McDonald's, I ordered a salad instead of those cancer sticks they call fries.

Be careful, some of their dressings actually make that worse than some of their burgers

 

[King Toasty]

Yes, it's unmanly. Real men devour raw pigflesh, then put lamb heads on spikes around their garden to show dominance. Do this, and your woman will be overcome by sexual desire.



I mean, what? No, it's not unmanly. Just make sure it's a Caesar salad, OK? Croutons are the shit.

 

[fundayz]

Is your girlfriend 12?

I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!

Wow, is your girlfriend 12? It sure sounds like it by the maturity of her comments.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

It's exactly as wrong for you to eat a salad as it is for me to sit with my legs crossed (I've had people ask if I was gay before just because I sit that way).

Your girlfriend has some odd views on gender roles, for this day and age at least.

 

[DEAD34345]

Man eat MEAT. Meat for strong!

Nah, I voted yes. I've heard of a few silly gender-role stereotypes, but never this one before. Salads... really?

 

[Tiger Sora]

Sorry salads have been served for well 2000+ years. I think any woman who would think eating salad is non-masculine is... well none to informed. Salad is most defiantly a neutral dish.

 

[NathLines]

Is the salad alive? NO! Now go out and bring home a live deer you big pansy.

Captcha: Lambda symbol? WHY YES OF COURSE! *refreshes* What the fuuuuck?

 

[Angerwing]

It's even less masculine to be fat and doughy.

 

[Artina89]

Salads are unmanly? I have never heard of that before. When did people start attributing food to a particular gender? I don't think it's unmanly, my dad and my brother both eat salad from time to time and one of my male roommates eat salads all the time, it's quick, simple and good for you, so you keep on eating those salads my good man!

 

[jumjalalabash]

Good eating habits are for losers.

 

[Polaris19]

0_o....

I can't...I don't even...

Of course you can eat a salad. Why the hell not? My friends get salad's all the time. Can you even attribute food to a gender?

 

[Hagi]

I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!

Tell your girlfriend that if she wants to live in the previous century she should get back into the flipping kitchen and keep that mouth shut unless you put something in it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

salads are awesome.

I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!

Tell your girlfriend that if she wants to live in the previous century she should get back into the flipping kitchen and keep that mouth shut unless you put something in it.

well said.
a good salad will make you feel great, plus theyre good for losing weight. advertising seems to forget, however, guys want to lose weight too and advertise all those products to women.

 

[Dags90]

When did people start attributing food to a particular gender?

A while ago. Let us not forget Lord Byron's quote:

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.

 

[lacktheknack]

Bacon salad.

http://thethinchef.com/wp-content/uploads/bacon-salad.jpg

I rest my case.

Personally, I think your girlfriend is trying to fatten you up because she wants to eat you. What better way to fatten you up than to replace your salads with fatty things? (Because the above salad is totally low-fat.)

 

[JasonKaotic]

I personally hate salad, but that's because I'm a fussy eater. There's nothing wrong with a guy eating salad, no idea what makes her think there is.
(One of the words in this Captcha is upside-down. Now they're just getting desperate.)

 

[Jonluw]

Oops, accidentally clicked 'no'.
Disregard my vote.

No, it's not bad for guys to eat salad. With some balsamic vinegar a salad is a great snack.

 

[trooper6]

I think you should date a woman less brainwashed by sexist ideologies.