Poll: Help me settle this.

[FernandoV]

I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!

Tell her "The only reason I'm eating salads is you that you can take the hint, fattie" and I'm sure she'll stop bitching. Women always nagging man.

 

[JWRosser]

2 questions:

1. Why does this question need to exist?
2. Why do 24 people think guys shouldn't eat salad?

Exactly what I was going to say.

I....I do not understand.

 

[ninjapenguin981]

I personally don't liked salads, but it's ridiculous to say they're not masculine.

 

[blackflare]

I have never heard about that salads are unmanly. food is food.

Honestly if you like something it shouldnt matter what other people think its what you think yourself.

 

[SaMartinez]

Vegetables are an important part of any manly man's diet

 

[Ghengis John]

Nah. That's just a given. It's why we invented credit cards and knockoffs. We don't have a problem with poor people, we just don't want them flaunting their poverty in our faces.

Smug bastards.

Go ahead and order your salad, not because it's what anyone thinks you should be eating, but because you are a man and you want one. A real man does whatever the hell he feels like doing.

If the op has missed it be sure to inform your girlfriend of this. Preferably in as few words and as many grunts as possible. She will no doubt commence ovulations immediately.

 

[That One Six]

If salad is feminine, does that mean that all vegetables are feminine? Does bacon salad make bacon feminine? Is bread feminine (croutons)? Everything I know is a lie!!!

 

[Gunjester]

I don't like most salads myself but enjoy them occasionally. Just the same I know lots of guys who LOVE salad, some of them look like meatheads too.
So although I'm not as much of a fan, YES DAMMIT YES IT'S FINE

 

[samaugsch]

2 questions:

1. Why does this question need to exist?
2. Why do 24 people think guys shouldn't eat salad?

25 now, and most of them are probably trolling.

OT: No, guys shouldn't eat salads. They should be skewering entire pigs and spit-roasting those instead. *sarcasm*

 

[ReservoirAngel]

2 questions:

1. Why does this question need to exist?
2. Why do 24 people think guys shouldn't eat salad?

25 now, and most of them are probably trolling.

OT: No, guys shouldn't eat salads. They should be skewering entire pigs and spit-roasting those instead. *sarcasm*

Probably just my dirty mind at work but wow that can be disturbingly misinterpreted.

 

[Chefodeath]

Seriously? Time to dump the clearly retarded bimbo and find a new salad mama!

 

[samaugsch]

2 questions:

1. Why does this question need to exist?
2. Why do 24 people think guys shouldn't eat salad?

25 now, and most of them are probably trolling.

OT: No, guys shouldn't eat salads. They should be skewering entire pigs and spit-roasting those instead. *sarcasm*

Probably just my dirty mind at work but wow that can be disturbingly misinterpreted.

Yeah, probably just your dirty mind . I meant that they should be cooking entire swine, as in the farm animal, over a spit-roast.

 

[hyker]

what? salad isn't even a negative stereotype ya dummie
I like salad too, it helps me calm my stomach if I ate too much fat, meat or sugar

 

[NightRavenGSA]

I'm a Caesar person my self

 

[Kair]

Last time I had no other option than eat at McDonald's, I ordered a salad instead of those cancer sticks they call fries.

Wait a minute since when do fries cause cancer? I've heard plenty of insults about McDonald's, but that one is just weird.

OT: Yes its fine for a man to eat a salad. I eat a salad sometimes when its paired with something else. I think the problem comes when a man goes to dinner with a girl and he only orders a salad the woman will think one of two things. One she may think is that you're being cheap and want to spend the least amount of money on a dinner with her, even if that mean sacrificing a hearty meal. Secondly she may think that you're trying to watch your weight, not that there is anything wrong with that, it just makes you look like all you care about is how someone looks.

Or maybe I just overanalyzed a mundane thing.

Yes you did.

 

[theheroofaction]

Jeez, is there really anything wrong with eating plants.

I mean, just because I eat mostly meats doesn't make me more manly than most people, why would the inverse be true?

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!

she's right salad are unmanly i must make up for all salads i ate in my life. first i must grow a beard and gain burly muscles. then live in the forest and only eat what i can kill with my bear hands. what i can kill must be eaten raw becomes only wusses are are afraid of getting diseases from eating raw meat.(sarcasm)

i am eating a salad right now as a snack.(it won't fill me up but it's a good start). i don't feel unmanly

how does one you associate food with manliness any way and if it did make you unmanly to society why the hell should one care.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

As long as you're eating it as a side dish instead of a meal I don't see the issue. And even if you are, eating salad as a meal is ridiculous, but not necessarily unmanly.

 

[Zorak the Mantis]

Really? I eat more salad than meat, and I like to think that I am pretty masculine.