Poll: Help me settle this.

[Hugga_Bear]

Silly woman.
*obligatory sammich joke*

But seriously it's not 'unmanly' (lolwut). I enjoy a good salad and you know who else does? Fucking everyone. I work out a lot and salads are eaten by a lot of the regulars at the gym including the staff. They're versatile, they keep and they're generally healthy.

I prefer sandwiches personally but I'm nuts over bread. Man I love bread.

 

[staika]

I've been doing unmanly things my whole life and I now just learn about this! Wait a minute eating a salad isn't unmanly, I do it and nothing I do is unmanly.

 

[bootz]

If there is bacon and steak and chicken and french fries on it.
Pittsburgh Salads Rule.

 

[Dan Steele]

I love salad, theres nothing un-masculine about liking it

 

[Harkonn3n]

So how many times did your girlfriend get curb-stomped by the stupid fairy?

 

[Active Schizophrenic]

NO SALADS ARE FORBIDDEN!. If you wish to eat them you must hide it that is the path to becoming a true ninja.

 

[Robert Ewing]

I mix salad with bacon. Does this count? I generally love salad, and I love meat. The only food I don't like is freaking mushrooms. Horrible, horrible spore spawn...

 

[Hipsy_Gypsy]

Of course it is! Who told you it wasn't? I mean, chocolate on the other hand... now that's pure woman food.

x

 

[LuckyClover95]

Tell your girlfriend thats just fuckin stupid and why should you be all hypermasculine anyway?

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Yeah, it's perfectly ok. Personally, I won't eat salad (don't care for lettuce), but if you want to, go for it...

 

[(sic) humor]

I agree it's not the most manly meal, and I'd actually be self-conscious about eating one around some people. But still, your girfriend's comment says more about her than you. Real men eat vegetables.

 

[lumenadducere]

I think the OP should find a new girlfriend. Anyone that's so concerned about masculinity that they'd state that eating a salad is weird and un-masculine should probably re-examine themselves. And life.

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Your dating a troll!

Im the manliest person I know and I eat salad all the time!

 

[Venereus]

Sexist girlfriend is sexist.

EDIT: Also insecure, and secretly a lesbian.

 

[ultimateownage]

Ditch your girlfriend.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Can you hunt and kill a salad with a spear made out of the bones of your enemies?

 

[Fbuh]

Salads are fan-fucking-tastic. Why on Earth would it be weird to eat a salad? Especially since you can essentially put whatever you want on them. Mine normally have a thin, miserable layer of green things under terrifyingly thick strata of meat, cheese, croutons, and dressing.

 

[silent_noir_67]

I usually sprinkle my salad with raw meat of an animal that I caught and killed with my own hands to make it a little bit more manly...

but seriously.

is she for real?

 

[Yoshemo]

I eat salads all the time. Who cares if its healthier, its fucking tasty!