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sms_117b

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Nothing more refreshing for lunch than a salad, lettice, carrot, Pepper (red, yellow & green), some onion, tuna mixed up with malt vinegar and some honey roasted chicken BOOM! Top all that off with some Basmalic vinegar and cheese it's a huge filling meal
 

Ursus Buckler

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It's fine for people to eat whatever the hell they like, long as they don't stop me eating what I like. Food is like religion that way...
 

Xaio30

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My girl is amazed by my ability to toss an incredible salad, so I'm alright.

But for fuck sake, ditch her if she has a problem with you eating healthy stuff.
 

Chaos James

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I love salads, they taste so good and they are basically the only thing I order when I go to resturants. I say if you enjoy eating it then eat it, don't worry about what people say. Doesn't stop unhealthy people from eating the McRib, so don't let it stop you from enjoying something that is both super tasty AND good for you.
 

cthulhumythos

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AdmanUK said:
I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!
real men tackle beasts twice their size and rip into to them with their man teeth.

so to answer your question, salads can only be eaten in a masculine manner as long as your harvesting it from a freshly murdered 24-ft tall lettuce-beast
 

Burst6

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I'm not a fan of salads personally.

Anything you put in salad i would gladly eat individually, but something about putting them together is unappetizing.
 

orangeapples

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http://notalwaysright.com/eating-steak-on-rare-occasions/12055

This is probably one of those urban legend hearsay things, this this is the first thing I though of.

Salads are fine for men to eat. I have no idea why that would even need to be said. t isn't like males are carnivores. What does she make of vegetarians?
 

alandavidson

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Salads are staple of my diet. And I am a manly man. If your girlfriend is that obsessive about you looking "manly", I would recommend an end to the relationship.
 

Dags90

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Xaio30 said:
My girl is amazed by my ability to toss an incredible salad, so I'm alright.

But for fuck sake, ditch her if she has a problem with you eating healthy stuff.
This post actually made me chuckle. Thank you urbandictionary, now every thread has a massive potential for unintentional sexual entendre.
 

Woodsey

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I would have thought your girlfriend would prefer you tossing salad to chugging down some hefty meat.
 

Hawgh

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It's food. It goes in da bellay.

EDIT: never in my life would I imagine that I might experience too much innuendo, but I gotta say that I'm starting to feel a little stuffed here.

Stretched, even.

It just keeps on coming and coming and coming, the entire place is covered with it.
 

FalloutJack

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Yes, it is perfectly fine for a guy to eat salads.

It is NOT okay, however, if you happen to hate salads. But if you do, that's fine.
 
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Apparently, I'm in the minority: salads are not food, they're a side dish. I wouldn't say you shouldn't eat them because you're a man, but I would definitely say you have a vagina because you choose that over something far better that actually involves something filling.

If you were a close friend and you ordered a salad, I would rip the piss out of you. Salads just aren't something worth spending money on. This is merely personal preference though.
 

Zantos

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Yes, but only if it involves meat. And the dressing is purely wine or cider vinegar and pepper. And if you do it shirtless.