Poll: Hey guys, I have a question for ya

[Cheery Lunatic]

Tough question. Maths to the rescue!

chance of getting in trouble = [(religious reference) + (semi-sexual reference)]/(distance from Bible Belt)

I live in Texas.
We're the effing buckle of the bible belt.

Though my mom's a diehard Catholic and she didn't care...(though she doesn't really know what abstinence is, so I can't really credit that)

Tejas? You probably shouldn't wear it within a mile of your school. I currently have the misfortune to reside in a third world country called Columbus, Ohio, and I'd think twice before wearing it here (in high school anyway.) Texas is definitely out.

Well, that's the thing.

I live along the Coastal Bend area, which is considerably more diverse and liberal (I suppose, for lack of a better word) than the rest of Texas. So It's basically a flip of the coin on how people would take it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

THAT IS AWESOME! For the love of Jebus, wear it!

Seconded.

 

[Pingieking]

I think you should wear it. It's great for some LOLZ, and you would be forever remembered in the epic ballads.
Too bad it's not white. Wet T-shirt contest with that would be absolutely hilarious.

 

[Srkkl]

That is the greatest shirt I've ever seen.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Wear it and then sue the school if you get in trouble. Think of it, hilarity or money, it's win-win for you!

 

[Neonbob]

I would say do it.
The sheer comedic value of that shirt alone makes the risk worthwhile to me.
But be warned, if you do get in trouble, I really doubt you can sue.
As far as I know, you have no rights on school grounds.
Or at all until you're 18.
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong here people.

 

[drisky]

The worst you could get is to turn it inside out, but you only need one person to complain for that to happen, so its actually pretty likely to get in trouble, but only a little bit.

In any case of love the cockyness of this image.

 

[Olrod]

Seriously, that shirt is too good to NOT get.

 

[Sleekgiant]

THAT IS AWESOME! For the love of Jebus, wear it!

Seconded.

Third-ed Whateva. Really it's not offensive, just true

 

[spadeattack]

I say do it for the lulz.

 

[stone0042]

I'm also Catholic, and I think that's some pretty funny shit. Wear it, and if you get yelled at or punished sue their asses for trying to repress you're religious views

 

[Vuljatar]

Do it.

I'd like to say "No, you won't get in trouble", but I don't have any faith at all in school officials. You probably will get in trouble.

Do it anyway.

 

[Loop Stricken]

I see nothing for anybody to complain about.

 

[DazZ.]

It's not offensive at all, I would find it hard to believe someone would actually give a crap someone wore it even at church.

I would have worn that happily to church as a kid and I'm positive it would even get laughs.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

HA. Wear it. Please.

 

[Johnmw]

I live in England , am I the only one who fails to see any issue with this shirt? Seriously you are in America (I'm assuming) you call yourselves "the land of the free"- What is the issue? This shouldn't be a problem unless your in a middle ages theocracy..... Wow you have an edgy t-shirt, good for you (the British reaction). When your questioning whether what you WEAR will get you in trouble you really should be questioning your political system. Meh why are schools in the US so weird....
/rant

 

[Klarinette]

That shirt is brilliant! I might buy one myself o_o
Wear it!!! Lulz will ensue. If they don't, then everyone around you is boring and has no sense of humour, anyway

Tough question. Maths to the rescue!

chance of getting in trouble = [(religious reference) + (semi-sexual reference)]/(distance from Bible Belt)

I loved that. Thank you.

 

[minarri]

I don't know how much rules have changed since I was a high schooler (graduated in '04), but I don't imagine you'd get in trouble for a shirt like that. You might lose a friend though lol.