Poll: Hitting Women if they hit you first

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The Aimless One

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UltraParanoia said:
I've only hit two women in my life, the aformentioned loonie, and a friends ex who did about 4 thousand dollars worth of damage to MY car. The first car I had ever owned that was not pulled out of a junkyard, the one I was still paying off.All because she thought I told him to break up with her.

Some women deserve it.
Oh my god......I can imagine your rage!
And any need for bloodshed that might have accompanied it.

So I concede......SMACK HER UP GOOD!
 

axia777

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I say yes. But be prepared for officers of the law that don't see it that was if you are a man hitting a woman even in self defense. The world is sexist against men like that. She could be whipping your ass and chances are you are still going to jail.
 

Tonimata

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Hey, if it's for the sake of self defense and presevation, I don't give a damn who it is, I'ma cut ya!
 

Dupeo

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I think the law is if they throw three punches you get to legally hit 'em. Yes, if a girl was trying to inflict physical harm, I'd return the gesture.
 

likalaruku

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As a woman, if I punch you in the face really hard, kick you in the back hard enough to make you fall, or kick you in the balls & laugh, I 'expect' you to put up a fight.
 
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RanD00M

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likalaruku said:
As a woman, if I punch you in the face really hard, kick you in the back hard enough to make you fall, or kick you in the balls & laugh, I 'expect' you to put up a fight.
I'll have at thee.
 

Spatzist

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Depends. Do I need to punch back? The general idea behind the rule is that a man shouldn't have to resort to full-out violence to stop a woman's outburst. A quick slap made in a moment of lost control isn't even slightly equal to a full-swung punch. If however, they're going down the road of solving their problems with violence, or using you as an emotional punching bag, you should put you foot down.
 

EeveeElectro

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If a man ever hit me, I can guarantee, I'd send him flying through the walls.
If you mean like a playful punch, or an actual punch to cause pain. Men should just calm her down or restrain her.
And in some countries, women can get away with killing men if they are PMSing.
 

LooK iTz Jinjo

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Only when they can cause you actual physical harm and only self defense. Otherwise I never hit a woman, simply because, no offense to them, but (most) men are just bigger and stronger. Me and my friend were play fighting the other day and i grabbed her wrists and I didn't even think it was that hard but it apparently hurt her and she got all teary...
 

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EmileeElectro said:
And in some countries, women can get away with killing men if they are PMSing.
WHAT?!
I need the names of these countries. So I can NEVER go there. My girlfriend already gives me looks like she's going to kill me during "that time," I can't take any chances.

Edit OT: I'd advocate non-violence in general, not just against women. Better to try to restrain them, or move out of attack radius. Problems are not solved by punching people.
Besides, it's still assault, even if it is "aggravated."
 

TheZapper

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I wouldn't know, I don't get attacked by women too often. But really, it would depend on how hard you have been hit and who has hit you.
 

God's Clown

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If said female were to aim for my testies, it is her life. If she slaps me, I probably deserved it and thus won't care.