Poll: Hmm...Games or Sex?

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David Allen

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The way I see it, I have 24 hours in the day. Chances are I can fit both of them in there somewhere. Hell, even if I'm going at it with my girlfriend all day, I can STILL play Advance Wars in the Male Refractory Period. Obviously sex is going to come first, but I see no reason to have to not play games as a result.

Alternatively, if my girlfriend is reading this, then it's all about sex, baby, and I'm ready whenever you are.
 

Elurindel

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Thankfully my girlfriend is a gamer, so we both game at the same time. However, there ahve been times when she's propositioned me, but this is partially why I play games that can be paused or saved. Don't know what I'd do if I was playing Left 4 Dead, but I'm sure she'd understand if I took a few more minutes. After all, it gets the adrenaline pumping.
 

Lyiat

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Hrmm...

Well, my girlfriend is also an avid video game lover...

She'd likely smirk and play with -my- joystick as incentive to finish the game/boss quicker. And if I lost, she'd tell me to do it again and wack my nose for being a bad boy.
 

CrazyMofo

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My missus promised to have sex with me while we both played Co-op Gears of War on my birthday! EPIC WIN!

EDIT: Need to hit my mate up for a second controller
 

geldonyetich

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CrazyMofo said:
My missus promised to have sex with me while we both played Co-op Gears of War on my birthday! EPIC WIN!
Don't forget to use cover.

(Irresistibly delivered pun.)
 

WolfMage

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rabidrabbit said:
There is a "pause" button for a reason, if you ask me. I don't think the game's going to freeze or shutdown in the thirty minutes it takes to finish up... working.
Quoted for truth, though I don't know about the 30 minutes part...
 

cyber_andyy

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I remember an NHS poster for you 30mins/Hr of exersise a day. it had various suggestion but the word SEX big and bold, the things was though that thier was a 55-60 year old woman and a slightly overwieght man of same age. on a MASSVIE billboard thing.


Back on topic, it depends, for instance im know a girl with a HUGE labido so i would probally be trying to get away for 5 minutes. Where as me and my ex tended to be really romantic every so often so it would be a case of "ZOMG GAME OF NAOW"
 

Flying-Emu

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curlycrouton said:
Turn the bloody console off you un-romantic sod. The day gaming takes over my love-life is the moment my soul has been destroyed.
*BOOM* soulshot?

Yyyeah. I'd take the woman any day. Except Thursday. Thursday night is Emu night.
 

Rolling 20

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Jandau said:
Personally, I'd just tell everyone I'm off to have sex, and let them sort it out... :p
Lol, and it would be kind of funny to hear the screeching of 10 year old American boys about how much of a 'noob' you are or how they have 'done so many bitches...you don't even know'. Sadly, this last bit is something I have honestly heard come out of the mouth of an American boy. Whether it's true or false, it's still disturbing.

-LockedUp
 

DuncanRR

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If the woman wasn't a gamer, I'd go for sex. I wouldn't tolerate getting ditched for a bunch of ones and zeros, so why should she?


rokudan said:
2 words.....Naked DDR
...I'm gonna steal this idea eventually. Hope you don't mind none...

EDIT: As sad as this sounds, I know of a woman who's ex denied pleasuring her for Runescape. How lame is that?