Poll: How do you climb stairs?

[Snork Maiden]

bear crawl.

Yes yes yes. On all fours baby, their is no other way.

 

[Best of the 3]

Usually 2 at a time for me. If I'm in a rush I can manage 3 at a stretch. When going down though I always go down 1 at a time. I've tried 2 but I usually end up tripping myself up and the results are never pretty.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

My God....some people just make threads for the sake of it.


Hm...lets see, I slide up the banister on my ass.

 

[Marter]

Every two stairs, unless someone is in front of me.

 

[rockera]

I prefer to go on all fours but I see how many stairs I can go up at once.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

I used to do two at a time, but now that I'm old and frail, I not only have to go one at a time, but I have to use the handrail as well.

 

[XJ-0461]

Depends on my mood. If I'm happy, excited, or generally energetic, I'll bound up them 3 at a time. If I'm tired or kinda sad, then I'll shuffle up 1 at a time.

 

[SalamanderJoe]

I run up them like a dog. True story.

 

[child of lileth]

One at a time, unless I'm at home or in a hurry.

 

[IamQ]

I've got quite long legs, so it's uncomfortable for me if I don't go two steps at a time.

 

[Death God]

I'm lazy so I don't over reach any steps. So one at a time.

 

[Custard_Angel]

2 at a time. Crabwalking. On stilts. Doing a crossword. With a scalpel. On a bear.

No one said it was easy.

 

[Nouw]

Depends on the size of the stairs. Usually 1 step at a time.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I climb two steps at a time. I've got long legs, so taking it one step at a time's more energy consuming.

 

[BrassButtons]

One step at a time, and with a death-grip on the railing.

 

[WorldCritic]

Two by two, Hands of Blue. Oh wait.

 

[Necrofudge]

If nobody is looking and they're the stairs in my house: four steps at a time dashing on all fours.
Otherwise one or two steps at a time depending on where I am.