Poll: How do you eat pizza?

[Generic_Dave]

With my hands. And cold, from the fridge after too much booze the night before...except for deep dish, the base is too thick to eat cold :-(

 

[PureChaos]

usually cut slice, pick up slice, eat. yummy

 

[Bigsmith]

1.Firstly I must get hold of my pizza... Auto dial Pizza (the) hut/ dominos.

2.Get pizza, don't give tip to pizza man.

3.Open box.

4.Using my hand i pick up slice and place in mouth.

5.bite.

6.Chew.

Repeat step 4-6 untill pizza is gone, When pizza is gone start from step one.

Yum^^

 

[Bernzz]

Hands, ************!

Screw utensils for pizza >_>

 

[Custard_Angel]

Hands.

1. Take 2 pieces
2. Places slices on top of each other, topping side inwards.
3. Eat as a sandwich
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!!

 

[Dudemeister]

I use utensils. And I eat slowly. I'm not an animal.

I will, however, eat with my hands if eating pizza outdoors with no table. (Like I did at this year's Lollapalooza.)

Eating outdoors ?!
With your hands ?!
You animal!

 

[katsabas]

Knifes and fork? For a pizza?! SACRILEGE!!!

 

[Ophiuchus]

Hands when i'm at home knife and fork when i'm at a restaurant.

This is exactly what I was gonna say. Voted for hands, though, 'cos I eat 95% of my pizzas at home.

 

[Kif]

Depends on the company and situation, if it is appropriate to eat with my hands I will do... and by appropriate I mean alone, or with comfortable friends/family and not sat at a dinner table.

However, if I'm in a decent Italian restaurant or I have polite company I will use utensils... by decent I mean somewhere where the menu is mainly populated by pasta dishes and pizza is an after thought and the wines are separated into more than just red or white, though I'm yet to order pizza in a decent Italian restaurant as they tend to be more of a choice for children.

 

[SnowCold]

I eat pizza with my mouth

 

[gxs]

Knife and fork.

 

[Sigel]

Hands, and I fold the pizza, just like the pizza wants to be eaten.

 

[MrTub]

Knife and fork.

damnit I want pizza now :-(

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Hands, and I almost always fold it in half. I love pizza

 

[Silver Scribbler]

With hands, crust first.

Burn the witch!
Hands, unless I want to make a good impression.

 

[Doom_bringer58]

I eat it with a fork for 2 reasons. The first being that I'm a klutz when it comes to eating pizza (I always pull off the fixings when I don't eat it with a fork) and the second reason being that it makes it last.

 

[DrDeath3191]

With my hands, of course.

 

[stiver]

I eat it with my mouth...