Poll: How do you eat pizza?

[Nova5]

Forks are for sissies and yellowbellies!

 

[Kasawd]

Depends. Sometimes, pizza is too loaded down t oeffectively use my hands. That is when the fork and knife come in.

 

[Twilightruler]

If one hooks for hands...how does one answer this question?

I eat it with my hands along with all other foods except for soup (I use a knife then). My GF has a terrible habit, however, of making it as sexual as possible whilst eating pizza. It's a long running inside joke which she beleives is hilarious to display in public. (I giggle to myself silently)

In public I can see the issue with that, however in private I see that as a good introduction for foreplay. Consider yourself lucky.

I [i/]do[/i] consider myself lucky, it's one of the reasons I giggle to myself silently. Not out loud mind you, giggling at her would result in a fate far worse than death.

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn my good man...

 

[Deleted]

Who uses utensils to eat pizza

 

[Soxafloppin]

Hands, i hold it with a slight bend in the base of it.

 

[Emphraim]

I've never seen anyone eat pizza with a fork and a knife. Ever.

After all, isn't the crust on a pizza there to provide a handle for you to hold it? It works perfectly.

 

[Crowser]

Hands, but my friends and I had a contest a few days ago who could eat 3 slices with our hands tied behind our backs; I won =)

 

[Skeleon]

Depends. Among friends or at home, with my hands.
In a restaurant, I use knife and fork.

Maybe you could add a "both"-option or something?

 

[Megacherv]

Hands, they way God meant it to

 

[Chibz]

I eat a REAL pizza, which features:

Extra cheese, anchovies, hot peppers, mushrooms.

Anything else is wussy.

And, I eat it by hand.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Hands, but of course. ^_^

Edit: Damn you! Seriously! You have no idea how much I currently crave for pizza because of this post! Delicious cheesy slightly salt pizza with salami or seafood on top. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

You're not helping!

 

[silasbufu]

Hands, except for when I eat it in a restaurant.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I eat Pizza with Extreme Prejudice

 

[thepj]

hands everytime, slice by slice and defending it from my little sister.

 

[Flowerpot]

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A THREAD?

 

[Shapsters]

With my hands.

Except if its a deep dish. Those are too messy to eat with your hands, but they're so delicious. *Drools*

*shakes fist*

You jerky Chicagoans! With your deep dish pizza and your- Oh you make me mad!

I eat pizza with my hands, who the fuck eats it with a fork!?

 

[Rudix]

With my face of course. Didn't know I could eat with any other bodily openings?

 

[crudus]

Hands, unless it is too hot to touch and I want to eat it now. Then and only then do I eat it with a fork.

 

[Jaedon]

With a knife and spork. I use to eat it with hands but now I can never pass up an excuse to whip out my spork.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Like a man: WITH MY DAMN HANDS!