Poll: How do you eat pizza?

[martin's a madman]

I use utensils. And I eat slowly. I'm not an animal.

I will, however, eat with my hands if eating pizza outdoors with no table. (Like I did at this year's Lollapalooza.)

Actually, the likely hood of an animal eating with their hands is low because most of them don't have thumbs. Save for monkeys and apes but we are a member of the apes. Also, humans are animals so you are an animal!

On topic, I eat pizza with my hands as the tour guides, my mouth as the scenery.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Wait, people eat it with forks? There's a vague thought in the back of my head along the lines of someone eating with a fork, but that's probably just because this poll exists. I have no solid memory of anyone ever doing that.

 

[lacktheknack]

Some constant argument!

I pick up and stuff.

 

[NotAPie]

See, I eat 2 pizzas at once. Pizza sammich.
As you can tell, I fucking love pizza.

 

[Insanum]

Depends. Pre-Cut i eat with the hands, If its not then ill use a knife & fork.

 

[Manhattan2112]

You have to eat pizza with your hands.

 

[Deleric]

I stick it in my mouth, obviously.

 

[ideitbawx]

Wait, people eat it with forks? There's a vague thought in the back of my head along the lines of someone eating with a fork, but that's probably just because this poll exists. I have no solid memory of anyone ever doing that.

my parents do it. i stopped doing it when i was 8. i'm 23 now.

 

[MortisLegio]

Hands. is there any other way?

 

[Jedoro]

Hands

I usually avoid eating anything with utensils, unless they're just about required. Half the time I just use my pocket knife to eat stuff.

 

[amazinglettera]

With my hands, usually folding it lengthwise.

Hell yes! Nice, big, greasy piece of New York style pizza! Ain't nothing better in the world.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I pick up... and eat it in slices?

 

[Draco Kaiser]

Hands. It's hard to use a knife and fork on pizza.

 

[Wildrow12]

With my hands and with Parmesan Cheese and Tabasco sauce

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

hands. Though for some reason i have the tendancy to rip off the cheese and eat it, then eat the bread/sauce supplement. Ive been doing it since i was a kid and I'll find myself unintentionally doing it now.

 

[ideitbawx]

Hands. Shove it in my mouth like a bloodthirsty animal. Them Italians got it right, huh? Pizza is the best!

italians or the greeks?

regardless, pizza's amazing. there's a type in canada called--duh--"the canadian" (with pepperoni and bacon). every pizza joint in canada has a variation on it, and i'll be damned if you find one here that doesn't.

best pizza ever: pepperoni, ham, spiced sausage, chicken, extra cheese. enjoy after 2 joints when the munchies kick in. you're welcome.

 

[Rigs83]

With my mouth.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Wow, I think the poll makes things pretty clear. How is it that the people at your job are unable to come to an agreement on this?

 

[Pimppeter2]

With my hands.

Like a man

*flex*

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

With my mouth. Who eats with their hands except Deidara?