Poll: How do you eat pizza?

[John Stalvern]

Hands with regular ordered pizza (Pizza Hut, Papa Johns etc.) but Neapolitan style is so thin and soggy when it's fresh that using a utensil of some kind is almost a necessity.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

With my hands, usually folding it lengthwise.

Right on brother

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

lol the poll 1-105

 

[Aqualung]

I don't.

HA!

 

[justnotcricket]

Decent restaurant (as in probably the elusive 'gourment pizza') - knife and fork

Every other occasion - hands! Pizza is one of those foods just made to be eaten with the fingers. You know, like custard and jelly really aren't.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I eat it with my hands along with all other foods except for soup (I use a knife then). My GF has a terrible habit, however, of making it as sexual as possible whilst eating pizza. It's a long running inside joke which she beleives is hilarious to display in public. (I giggle to myself silently)

 

[Twilightruler]

If one hooks for hands...how does one answer this question?

I eat it with my hands along with all other foods except for soup (I use a knife then). My GF has a terrible habit, however, of making it as sexual as possible whilst eating pizza. It's a long running inside joke which she beleives is hilarious to display in public. (I giggle to myself silently)

In public I can see the issue with that, however in private I see that as a good introduction for foreplay. Consider yourself lucky.

 

[Laura.]

With my hands. Just like hot dogs, hamburgers and brainsssss...

 

[ddon]

hands. gotta love hands.

 

[Cakes]

What would I need utensils for? Deep Dish is the only kind that needs a fork.

 

[Talendra]

With my teeeeeth.

 

[Satin6T]

In very large amounts, and sometimes cold in the morning when i have a hangover

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

If one hooks for hands...how does one answer this question?

I eat it with my hands along with all other foods except for soup (I use a knife then). My GF has a terrible habit, however, of making it as sexual as possible whilst eating pizza. It's a long running inside joke which she beleives is hilarious to display in public. (I giggle to myself silently)

In public I can see the issue with that, however in private I see that as a good introduction for foreplay. Consider yourself lucky.

I [i/]do[/i] consider myself lucky, it's one of the reasons I giggle to myself silently. Not out loud mind you, giggling at her would result in a fate far worse than death.

 

[TZer0]

Depends on the consistency and temperature of the pizza.
Hot or with content that has a tendency to not stay on the pizza - knife and fork
Else: hands.

Add a new option please: Other: specify.

 

[CNKFan]

With my hands, but I ate it once with a knife and fork when one of my front teeth was loose.

 

[masher]

Is..."I don't" and option..? I personally try to avoid pizza as I don't like it. But that is just a personal opinion.

 

[Motti]

by putting it in my mouth and swallowing

 

[Talendra]

by putting it in my mouth and swallowing

Chew dammit! You must chew!

 

[obliterate]

by putting it in my mouth and swallowing

Chew dammit! You must chew!

Yeah seriously

 

[lovetropicana]

both, sometimes my braces hurt my teeth, especially my front teeth, but my back molars are fine, so I cut them up and eat the with a knife and fork. If they're not hurting or before I had braces (and most likely after) i use my hands