Jonluw said:
You know what annoys me?
Egads.
I can't take it when people say or write stuff like "gosh" or "dang".
If you want to use a "power-expression" for emphasis either go all the way and curse properly, or use some more sophisticated vocabulary to express your thoughts please. Swearing won't harm anyone.
I couldn't agree more.
I fucking hate minced oaths, to me it's like the person is being dishonest and using all the conviction and intent of swearing, but trying to cheat their way out of the responsibility that goes with their choice of words.
Another childish thing that annoys me when I see it in writing is when people censor the word "ass", like writing "a**" or "a$$".
What the fuck? "Ass" isn't even a vulgar word, it's another word for donkey and if you call someone an ass, you're likening them to a Jack Ass, a male of the asinus family that is renown for being stubborn.
If some people are so timid that they can't write the word "ass" because it's also another word for buttocks, then they should also censor the words "seat" "butt" "behind" "bottom" and "rump" and write ridiculous sentences like this:
I went to the park to eat my r*** steak sandwich for lunch, but when I looked b***** me to take a s***, I saw that someone had left their cigarette b*** near the b***** of the bench".
As for my own double use of profanity in this post, I think it's completely appropriate as I don't know any other words that can so perfectly convey the exasperation I feel towards minced oaths and immature censorship of normal, harmless words.