Poll: How do you open bags?

[thatstheguy]

You know what I'm talking about. You're about to enjoy your favorite snack when you realize that you're having trouble opening the bag. How do you get it open.

Do you open it by:

*Cutting it
*Pry it from the top
*Pop it
*Ripping
*Other

I tend to pry it from the top since the way to least likely create a mess. What about you.

 

[wrecker77]

I Break down and cry.

 

[Dorian]

Hrm. This is the kind of thread I would have expected Souplex to have done.

I pull the two ends apart at the top. I guess that would be considered...... prying it open.

 

[Sassafrass]

Why do you want to know?

OT: Other. If I can't open it, I just eat the bag as well. Or use scissors.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I just use scissors, problem solved.

 

[Blackadder51]

I use a knife

 

[Zetsubou]

Pop it open, because of the awesome noise.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I shout
"ON MY FATHERS honour! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!!"
then storm out of the room..........................................
give or take a hour later I storm back in with a rapier and challenge the bag to a duel

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I use a knife

Yup.

It solves almost ANY problem.

 

[Radeonx]

Hit it with a hammer until it asplodes.

 

[martin's a madman]

Falcon Paunch? I pull (Pry) it open from the top.

 

[Logic 0]

Pry it open or else I just get a big mess.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

With a blowtorch, the best way duh

 

[Sassafrass]

With a blowtorch, the best way duh

I've just come up with the best way, actually.

C4. Lots of it. Like 30pounds of the stuff.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

With a blowtorch, the best way duh

I've just come up with the best way, actually.

C4. Lots of it. Like 30pounds of the stuff.

But then the chips are all over, and nobody likes playing find the chips when the entire area's a smoldering ruin

 

[Sassafrass]

With a blowtorch, the best way duh

I've just come up with the best way, actually.

C4. Lots of it. Like 30pounds of the stuff.

But then the chips are all over, and nobody likes playing find the chips when the entire area's a smoldering ruin

I'll put in a bomb proof thing that the Bomb Squads use.

[sup]I think of everything[/sup]

 

[traceur_]

I try to pry it open, then bash it wildly like a chimpanzee on speed for about a minute, then try to pry it open again.