Poll: How do you open bags?
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CHALENGE ACCEPTED!!Greyfox105 said:
I just hope you understand the difference between a flame war and a duel!
what are your conditions?!
well. At least there are 2 true aristocrats on this thread!!Jedamethis said:You should be ashamed of yourself! Use a rapier like other gentlemen!Guitar Gamer said:hmmmf!................... machete?............ sir I thought you were a gentleman!!Greyfox105 said:Tell me about it, I stopped inviting people around. geez, I just noticed the 4 shredded bags near meGuitar Gamer said:
It's so troublesome that no one comes to my house anymore.
Doesn't help that I'm looking for a machete to open them with now... (Bags, not people. yet. although they do sometimes insult my honour.)
Guitar Gamer said:
I'm bored, so I'll tell you if it's turning into a flame warGreyfox105 said:
Because I, sir, am a kind and helpful gentleman.
rightly noted good sirJedamethis said:
now: on to the duel, I repeate Greyfox105: what are your conditions of duel?
Hmmm... Well, keep it clean, but go for gaps in the other's armour.Guitar Gamer said:
Blades allowed. only 1 pistol shot each. choose your weapons.
I'm going to use a Parrying Dagger [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_breaker] and Luger.
I shall offer you the opening blow.
Normally I tear it open or pop a hole in it with a finger. Those damn plastic M&M bags that come in a box at my movie theater, however, are a different story. My dad has a joke about how they're diet M&M's; all the taste and quantity of M&M's, with none of the calories since you can't open the damn bag.
I choose the [url =http://www.cockburnfremantlepistolclub.org.au/attachments/Image/Smith_Wesson_500_163500.jpg] smith and weston revolver [/url]
and the bell guard [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Rapiere-Negative0-20-20%281%29.jpg] rapier
I thank thee good sir for your offer but as all gamer gentlemen know, we roll for initiative, you first
and the bell guard [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Rapiere-Negative0-20-20%281%29.jpg] rapier
I thank thee good sir for your offer but as all gamer gentlemen know, we roll for initiative, you first
Then you have already fallen for my first ploy! The opening move is always the hardest!Guitar Gamer said:
I opened the duel by offering you a chance, which went straight through your armour as you didn't accept!
too bad I was using a dagger.
Besides, last time I used dice was wednesday while playing Yahtzee in German... Mein [Gott], That was mind-boggling.
To make sure of no cheating (for that would be most ungentlemanly) I have found a random number generator!Guitar Gamer said:
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Prying usually. Ripping is the second choice if the first doesn't work. Too bad it makes a mess if it goes wrong.
since our apparent referee had stated that you won first move *cough*, then I may remind you of the sheer size [http://www.shootingtimes.com/handgun_reviews/STmonster_1103A.jpg] of the smith and wesson 500 series round, able to penitrate any armor that you could have mustered, with of which I take shot at your neckGreyfox105 said:
Ha! I use my single Luger shot to knock your bullet out of the very air it travels through!Guitar Gamer said:
This is fair and acceptable, as you said 'Penitrate' instead of 'Penetrate', which robs your attack of power and cohesion! I shall now stand guard and wait for an opening. Patience has its rewards.
And about the rolls and me attacking before that... I'm very good at pre-empting things.
pre emting or not you have honour to uphold!Greyfox105 said:
but as of now it matters not, we have a duel to continue:
your parrying dagger may be quick, but I am MASTER of the rapier!
have at ye!
My Honour has never been compromised!Guitar Gamer said:
En Garde! For The Honour Of The Emperor And Empire, I Shall (Verbally) Run You Through!
errrmmmm... I don't really have anything to attack, so I'm making a blood oath for my move.
*Cuts Left Forefinger*