Poll: How do you open bags?

[War Penguin]

Pry it open... but with a CROWBAR!

 

[khaimera]

My tears of sadness will eat through the plastic in no time. I hate not being able to open bags. I just hate it.

 

[Neonbob]

I either stare at it until it surrenders to my will(which actually works quite often), or I us a small tactical nuke. My kitchen is a fun place.

 

[Unit420]

I use Force Grip to hold the contents in place then Force Lightening to get it open. Then I share the snacks to get an equal amount of Light Side points. That way I don't fall to the dark side.

 

[AWC Viper]

Breaching Shotgun.

nuff said

 

[XJ-0461]

I usually stick with the way I was trying to open it before, just with more force. If that doesn't work, I try and rip it open with my mouth.

 

[A Weary Exile]

I trick the bag into opening itself.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I shout
"ON MY FATHERS honour! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!!"
then storm out of the room..........................................
give or take a hour later I storm back in with a rapier and challenge the bag to a duel

yay, someone who opens it the same way as me!
except I shout different things, and half the time it splits open in fear. with the cutless I hand to it. Blade first.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Spoiler: This is the only correct and proper way to open any bag.

Usually, whatever you're after gets disintegrated in the process, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I shout
"ON MY FATHERS honour! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!!"
then storm out of the room..........................................
give or take a hour later I storm back in with a rapier and challenge the bag to a duel

yay, someone who opens it the same way as me!
except I shout different things, and half the time it splits open in fear. with the cutless I hand to it. Blade first.

you'd be surprised how many people don't come back to my house after I do that though, I mean I only want to retain my families honour, and that bag was insulting it

 

[Monkeytacoz]

i usually pop it really loud and piss someone off

 

[Energylegzz]

I put it on a table and hit it with my head multiple times till it pops.

 

[Motti]

I use my teeth to tear it open, like a real man!

 

[axia777]

I slice them with a knife. Knives RULE. ;-)

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-snip-
you'd be surprised how many people don't come back to my house after I do that though, I mean I only want to retain my families honour, and that bag was insulting it

Tell me about it, I stopped inviting people around. geez, I just noticed the 4 shredded bags near me
It's so troublesome that no one comes to my house anymore.
Doesn't help that I'm looking for a machete to open them with now... (Bags, not people. yet. although they do sometimes insult my honour.)

 

[Guitar Gamer]

-snip-
you'd be surprised how many people don't come back to my house after I do that though, I mean I only want to retain my families honour, and that bag was insulting it

Tell me about it, I stopped inviting people around. geez, I just noticed the 4 shredded bags near me
It's so troublesome that no one comes to my house anymore.
Doesn't help that I'm looking for a machete to open them with now... (Bags, not people. yet. although they do sometimes insult my honour.)

hmmmf!................... machete?............ sir I thought you were a gentleman!!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-snip-
hmmmf!................... machete?............ sir I thought you were a gentleman!!

oh, the machete is only for the ones with no honour.
the tea bags. I use gentlemen's blades every other time though.
wait... ARE YOU INSULTING MY HONOUR?!!
I Challange You To A Verbal Duel!

 

[Jedamethis]

-snip-
you'd be surprised how many people don't come back to my house after I do that though, I mean I only want to retain my families honour, and that bag was insulting it

Tell me about it, I stopped inviting people around. geez, I just noticed the 4 shredded bags near me
It's so troublesome that no one comes to my house anymore.
Doesn't help that I'm looking for a machete to open them with now... (Bags, not people. yet. although they do sometimes insult my honour.)

hmmmf!................... machete?............ sir I thought you were a gentleman!!

You should be ashamed of yourself! Use a rapier like other gentlemen!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

There are some really weak people that visit this place that actually needs help in opening snack bags.

Most of these bags are created so even children can open them easily.