Poll: How do you sneeze

[Some Fella1]

Out of my nose and very loudly. I like calling it 'hurricane style' because no matter how much I cover my nose little bits seem to escape and into the surrounding environment.

Be free, little boogers!

 

[Timotei]

Just your typical sneeze. Not high pitches or low pitched and not very loud.

 

[Empireth]

[shifty eyes] Errr... why'd you want to know? [/shifty eyes]

Seriously, this is indeed a rather odd topic, mate. Why do you want to know?
Though, more on-topically... my friend has the most fantastic sneezes They come in groups of around eight or so... and they are extremely high pitched. They end up sounding almost like "hII'choo!hII'choo!" .

They are great as an interruption in class during a very serious discussion, as everyone looks at her and many people tend to burst out laughing. Me included, without fail. Every time, I laugh. Guaranteed pick-me-up.

Edit: So here I was being all new and good and learning the BBcode for italics... And you answered my question. I'm still rather proud about the italics not screwing up, though.

 

[J-Alfred]

congratulations, friend, you have started the most random thread I've ever seen...

but yeah, out of the mouth and loud.

 

[twistedshadows]

My sneezes usually end up sounding rather dainty, which can be kind of embarrassing. My friends/family laugh when I sneeze because it often sound like the classic "hah-choo" noises, but then sometimes I'll have a monster one that's extremely loud.

Though, more on-topically... my friend has the most fantastic sneezes They come in groups of around eight or so... and they are extremely high pitched. They end up sounding almost like "hII'choo!hII'choo!" .

They are great as an interruption in class during a very serious discussion, as everyone looks at her and many people tend to burst out laughing. Me included, without fail. Every time, I laugh. Guaranteed pick-me-up.

I'd almost think you were talking about me, except I usually don't sneeze eight times in a row.

 

[Empireth]

Though, more on-topically... my friend has the most fantastic sneezes They come in groups of around eight or so... and they are extremely high pitched. They end up sounding almost like "hII'choo!hII'choo!" .

They are great as an interruption in class during a very serious discussion, as everyone looks at her and many people tend to burst out laughing. Me included, without fail. Every time, I laugh. Guaranteed pick-me-up.

I'd almost think you were talking about me, except I usually don't sneeze eight times in a row.

Haha, I suppose that type of sneeze is more common than I'd thought. I've only ever encountered it with my friend, though, so you two may be of a... rare type of sneezers. (If that's even a word... It is now.)
And, considering you're an American, I am most certainly not talking about you, considering the location difference. Though, it may be comforting that you're not the only one that sneezes like that...?

 

[blankedboy]

*inhale*-ssssthhh

 

[bryanfuel]

lol that is a pretty disturbing mental image XD

 

[bryanfuel]

I sneeze out both my nose and mouth and quietly. I'm guessing were all plain sneezers in here because my mom has spastic seizures when she sneezes and my friend always sneezes multiple times in a row.

OT: lol i saw your avatar and started to whack my screen until i figured it out XD

 

[War Penguin]

With both my mouth and nose quietly. I'm not sure why that would be interesting but here you go.

 

[twistedshadows]

I'd almost think you were talking about me, except I usually don't sneeze eight times in a row.

Haha, I suppose that type of sneeze is more common than I'd thought. I've only ever encountered it with my friend, though, so you two may be of a... rare type of sneezers. (If that's even a word... It is now.)
And, considering you're an American, I am most certainly not talking about you, considering the location difference. Though, it may be comforting that you're not the only one that sneezes like that...?

It is somewhat comforting to know I'm not the only one who gets laughed at when they sneeze, and that it's a worldwide phenomenon.

 

[silvergrzzl]

Yeah, I sneeze out of either one but its loud and sometime it echos as well.

 

[Ammadessi]

My male roommate can sneeze to wake the dead, entirely possible to hear him in the hall of the apartment when he sneezes inside.

I however have what my mom has affectionately called "little mouse sneezes". My sneezes are quiet and extremely high pitched, which is funny considering I have a deep voice for a woman.

 

[Panda Mania]

I think I have a very normal-sounding sneeze. "Ah-chou!"

Luckily I'm not one of those train-whistle sneezers, the ones who can make you jump two miles high in your seat during a quiet test in school or sometime.

Oh, and if you sneeze softly and shortly in a room full of girls, they'll all smile and exclaim, "that's adorable!" or "daw! so cute!" huh. weird. doesn't work with guys, tho.

 

[AvsJoe]

When I was a kid I used to compare different people's sneezes in the classroom, like how quiet Katherine W******'s sneezes were compared to Scott H*******'s. It was fun to hear how astoundingly different most of us are. Mine is usually a pretty loud huuh hhhuuuuuAAAAA-CHOO!

 

[Icehearted]

Quietly, but I've got logical reasoning behind it. Ha, I just sneezed as I typed that!

What a peculiar question. I can't even complain that it lacks any substance and wouldn't produce conversation because it's that strange a question. Stranger still is your apparent urge to know it...

This was my first thought too.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

Me and my father both have massive eruptions, no homo.