Poll: How do you sneeze

[Arkhangelsk]

Really loud from both mouth and nose. It's annoying how much people can hear it.

 

[vorlors]

whenever i sneeze I cough at the same time and vise versa

 

[Lambi]

Never really thought about whether it's the mouth or nose. My nose gets ticklish, then I either sneeze VERY loudly, almost like a scream, or mid-volume and spit-following, like, alot of spit. You do not want to stand in front of me when I sneeze, never know which one it'll be.

 

[Adam]

I actually hold my nose and sneeze out my nose, my dad does it and it kinda stuck with me. That way it is alot quiet and you dont spray boogers over everyone.

 

[Ernie Devlin]

I sneeze from both my mouth and nose.
Damn you spring allergies!! *waves an angry fist to nature*

 

[benylor]

I sneeze out of my arse. This poll had no option to represent me, so I protest its legitimacy!

 

[MadeinHell]

I'm incarnation of Chuck Norris... I don't sneeze (sorry I had to do that xD)

Honestly though I sneeze through my nose. And usually when i do that my face turns red, my eyeballs fall out and my ear drums explode. I hate sneezing but unfortunately I'm allergic to grass so I'm fu***ed up...

 

[Fraught]

I think I have a very normal-sounding sneeze. "Ah-chou!"

Normal-sounding? Are you kidding me? That's not normal-sounding.

"Ah-chew!" is normal-sounding.

Also, I lately have, on purpose, been sneezing very loudly, and making noises.

It's more understandable when you speak my native language, but I always say "Ah-tshi-ha-hew-ya" when I sneeze.

 

[Godavari]

I always try to sneeze out of my mouth. Yes I can control it. I find that if I sneeze from my nose, stuff drips out. : |

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ah, but the real question is "Why would I pay attention to that little detail?"

 

[cartzo]

loud, out of my mouth, and with great well practiced aim.

 

[Kajt]

I sneeze very loudly out of my mouth.

 

[Davey Woo]

I go "Aaa-CH!"
I generally stop it from leaving my body.

 

[Panda Mania]

I think I have a very normal-sounding sneeze. "Ah-chou!"

Normal-sounding? Are you kidding me? That's not normal-sounding.

"Ah-chew!" is normal-sounding.

Okay, I meant to put "Ah-choo!"...but isn't that the classic one? "Ah-chew!" is close, but has a nasal end-pronunciation, with more lip-pursing and less teeth-clenching.

Wow. Never did I dream of analyzing sneezing phonetics on the internetz.

 

[Eatbrainz]

you sneeze when part of your brain is damaged and before i leaves it sends a message for you to sneeze and it shoots out your nose. then again, maybe thats just me...

 

[Andantil]

Through both and loudly, but not too loudly. When my dad sneezes the whole house shakes a little.

 

[Ignignoct]

Both, loudly, at the ground and not my hands.

The ground's not going to care, and it keeps my hands mucous-free!