Poll: how does pacman move?

[Nexus424]

You have made an elementary mistake, Pacman has never moved, through sheer will power he moves the rest of the world...

This plus the awesomeness of his avatar equals

/thread

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Pacman must really be a ghost himself. How else could he interact with the other ghosts? That means that he can just float above the ground because he has no body.

 

[Goomboss]

lol damn i just killed physics

Not at all. It's elementary physics. When he opens his mouth he swallows mostly air. This creates a vacuum in front of him, which pulls his body forward. In a frictionless environment, this is plausible.

every enviroment has friction even one that is frictionless

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

You have made an elementary mistake, Pacman has never moved, through sheer will power he moves the rest of the world...

He has a dark matter engine hidden somwhere on his person.

I also don't think you quite understand 'frictionless'...

 

[BlindedWillowShadow]

he's actually a caterpillar

 

[thiosk]

the walls are maglevs

its electromagnets, obviously.

Thats why he cant get into the center square, thar be no maglevs to guide him there

 

[RetiarySword]

they waka waka

QFT

 

[OddOzZy666]

The force, pacman is a jedi in disguise, the ghosts are sith in disguise

 

[Vlane]

lol damn i just killed physics

Not at all. It's elementary physics. When he opens his mouth he swallows mostly air. This creates a vacuum in front of him, which pulls his body forward. In a frictionless environment, this is plausible.

every enviroment has friction even one that is frictionless

Even in space?

 

[Goomboss]

You have made an elementary mistake, Pacman has never moved, through sheer will power he moves the rest of the world...

He has a dark matter engine hidden somwhere on his person.

I also don't think you quite understand 'frictionless'...

do we understand anything anymore?

 

[Davey Woo]

The maze he lives in is actually a surreal painting, where ALL the surfaces slope down, and they are lined with grease, so he simply slides everywhere

 

[Agayek]

Pac Man moves by inhaling furiously every time he opens his mouth. This creates suction that pulls him forward continuously as long as he keeps opening his mouth. "Waka waka" is simply the sound he makes from each inhale.

Edit:

every enviroment has friction even one that is frictionless

No. Just no.

 

[Kuliani]

Boy: Do not try to move PacMan; that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Boy: There is no PacMan.
Neo: There is no PacMan?
Boy: Then you will see, it is not PacMan that moves, it is only yourself.

 

[Goomboss]

or maybe pacman is just an illusion created by millions of tiny pixels that jiggle to make him move, but because there so small we cant see the jiggle we just see the movement

 

[Evilvikingking]

Um.....What?

 

[gigastrike]

Whenever he opens his mouth, the bottom of his body is pushed back with it. This pushes the rest of his body forward. When he closes his mouth, he does it quickly so that it doesn't grab the ground and push him back again.

So he crawls (kind of).

 

[Goomboss]

theres actually a 5th ghost who is completely black and he pushes pacman

 

[ssgt splatter]

Uhhhh...you push the joystick in the direction you want to go.

 

[InProgress]

Do not try to decipher things you do not wish to know, for learning how pac man moves, will only cause chaos and destruction.