Poll: how does pacman move?

[Goomboss]

Do not try to decipher things you do not wish to know, for learning how pac man moves, will only cause chaos and destruction.

we shall hire kratos the god of war (and pacmans distant cousin) to smite this chaos

 

[Chipperz]

You have made an elementary mistake, Pacman has never moved, through sheer will power he moves the rest of the world...

I stopped reading after this, because this is clearly the most logical explanation. Good show!

 

[Goomboss]

theres actually a 5th ghost who is completely black and he pushes pacman

But wouldn't you see him a bit because of the white eyes? So he'd have to be invisible then.

his eyes are black lol

 

[Choppie6]

A mystical force of 1's and 0's move him.

Either that or he is falling cause the gravitational pull force is constantly changing direction.

 

[XJ-0461]

Through a combination of willpower and sheer awesome-ness.

 

[shadowelancer]

Who is will and why does he have so much freaking power.

 

[Goomboss]

theres actually a 5th ghost who is completely black and he pushes pacman

But wouldn't you see him a bit because of the white eyes? So he'd have to be invisible then.

his eyes are black lol

So how does he see where he goes? Plus Pac-Man is blocking him as far as the 2d dimensions are concerned. Maybe they're telapathic?

just because his eyes are black does not mean he cant see, demon's eyes are supposedly black doesn't mean they walk into walls

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

Obviously he makes multiple pan dimensional jumps, hence why ghosts can attack him. We normal humans cannot be harmed by ghosts, but due to pacman's ability to move through spectre space, he leaves himself vulnerable to the forces of the dead.

 

[Goomboss]

maybe his eye has the power to draw him to what he wants most e.g. dots

 

[SamuelT]

Don't be surprised if you'll get the Ghost of Pac-man next to your bed this night..

They destroy the ones that question.

 

[Goomboss]

Don't be surprised if you'll get the Ghost of Pac-man next to your bed this night..

They destroy the ones that question.

i will hire the four ghosts...or lure him with tastey tastey dots

i wonder what the dots taste like?

 

[TheMonkeySlayer]

By farting.

 

[ChaoticLegion]

they waka waka

This is all the needs to be said, the power of waka waka is great enough to move pacman.

 

[Goomboss]

By pressing the joystick

I always assumed Pacman was an analogy of a cell. So I vote osmosis.

please dont say osmosis...now that'll give them a million more ideas on how he moves T.T

 

[Goomboss]

i believe bacon is involved in his movement

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I thought PacMan had legs?

If that's not the case:

HIS HEART ALLOWS HIM TO MOVE!

 

[massau]

i think that pakman just got pulled by ants and that there the one that eat the boles and they like frute

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

He has legs in the dimension we cannot see, the game being only portrayed as 2D after all

 

[headshotcatcher]

He glides on pure awesome, fact.