Poll: How does The Escapist like their Coffee?

[The Afrodactyl]

Strong black coffee, one sugar.

At least 1 cup a day.

 

[MisterM2402]

I've never known anyone to put cream in their coffee - is this an American thing or is it just a fat person thing? Oh wait...

I find with tea and coffee that no matter how many sugars I put in, it barely tastes any different, so I don't bother. Anyway, anything more than 0 sugars is needlessly bad for you.

 

[Fall from Honor]

black, no sugar and way too strong... only way I drink it,
so that the taste itself will keep me up for an hour or so, I hardly ever drink coffee though.

 

[Zacharine]

black, no sugar and way too strong... only way I drink it

RAmen to that.

Just plain pure black coffee, strong enough to wake the dead, is the only good coffee.

And I drink two to three cups of it every day.

It's like whisky; I don't get why people dilute it.

 

[Carboncrown]

Cream, milk or black, in that order, never sugar.

I prefer it black, I've never understood the obsession with putting sugar, cream, or caramel in it. If all you're doing is trying to cover up the taste of the coffee, why drink it? I have the same feeling towards mixed drinks, if you're trying to cover up the taste of alcohol with fruit, why drink the alcohol? But then again, I'm a purist, I like my coffee black, my vodka neat, and my Marlboros red.

pathetic

Real men drink their alcohol pure.

And what's all this fuss about spices, ruining good meat with flavour.

I've never known anyone to put cream in their coffee - is this an American thing or is it just a fat person thing? Oh wait...

Pretty sure it's a coffe thing.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I like my coffee in the form of hot chocolate, instead.

 

[Owlslayer]

Don't really drink coffee. A few years ago i drank it quite frequently, but now i almost never drink it.

But when i used to drank it, i put some milk and sugar in. No cream.

 

[Pinstar]

You missed a whole category of coffee.

Iced, 3 sugars 2 creams.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Two cream, two sugar; but I've recently stopped drinking coffee because I got tired of it.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Coffee is a drink of colonials and other degenerates.

Civilised people drink Tea. Tea is a drink of refreshment, stimulation, and above all else Moral Fibre.

 

[Kurokami]

I myself like black coffee (Surprisingly, just like my metal; hahaha) with 3-5 sugar (Depends on the strength of the coffee - 4 is usually good though).

1 cup of milk and some Cadburry drinking chocolate or maybe a cup of hot water and a tea bag.

Coffee is a drink of colonials and other degenerates.

Civilised people drink Tea. Tea is a drink of refreshment, stimulation, and above all else Moral Fibre.

Are you serious?

 

[Serenegoose]

Who the fuck puts cream in coffee? It separates and goes lumpy as fuck. Use milk!

OT: One sugar, lots of milk, 1.5 teaspoons of coffee all piled into this:
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I have the Aperture Labs version of that
Wait.

*glares at you*
*plots your downfall*

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I like very sweet, very milky, iced coffee.
Yes, I'm a pussy.
Whatever.

 

[Aurora219]

Victory for the non-coffee drinkers!

Good. It's just muddy water, cooked.

 

[Cracktopus]

Just a little bit of milk. Why ruin good coffee with anything else D:

 

[GBlair88]

The smell turns my stomach, so I don't drink it. Tea on the other hand, two or three sugars and a drop of milk.