Poll: How does The Escapist like their Coffee?

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Mr.Mudkip

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I prefer mine with heavy cream and heavy sugar, but can forgo the cream if necessary.
 

The_Healer

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Imagine a box.

A concrete box lined with inch thick steel.

Imagine that you are in this box.

With a black hole.

Your scenery will be much the same colour as my preferred coffee.
 
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I often drink coffee, but I put things in it depending on the quality. For instance, if it's just cheap, Costco level stuff, I put in 3 of each, but if it's good quality from a coffee shop or something, I only take one of each.
 

Kiju

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Strong brewed, but with cream in it. :D

Then again, I'm more of a cappuccino drinker, really.
 

Ask

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Coffee is the one drink I actually like to take time to prepare and enjoy. That being said, I don't overdo with all the sugar and such. One sugar cube, tablespoon of cream and I'm good.

(Coffee rant anybody?)
Though alas, my poor coffee maker. I have a very unintelligent sister unit who, despite working at a coffee sales company (who never STFU about coffee)and bragging about her know how, left coffee grounds in my coffee maker. Now, I'm not a mysophobic or anything, but I can't stand the molding and germs that fester in wet coffee grounds left to rot.

Now, I had asked her when she was finished with my coffee maker, "Did you clean out the coffee grounds?" I'm very particular about this. She answered affirmative and I foolishly figured "Hey, she works around coffee all day, of course she cleaned it out." I had to go out of town for a bit, thus leaving my poor coffee maker to its own sad fate, I return to make some coffee only to find a mold fest taking place in my machine! So my coffee machine has retired and I'm not so pleased as to why it died. Seriously, you'd think a person who works around coffee all day, would know how to clean up after it. It is probably one of the simplest most mundane tasks in the kitchen next to dishes and washing the counter.
 

Denamic

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I think your poll is broken.
It has this 'I don't drink coffee' option, but that is just ridiculous.
A nonsensical option like 'Cheese' or 'Pants' is one thing, but there's limits.
I mean, what kind of freak doesn't drink coffee, honestly?

Black.
It's so delicious and moist.
 

HotFezz8

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Guttural Engagement said:
I myself like black coffee (Surprisingly, just like my metal; hahaha) with 3-5 sugar (Depends on the strength of the coffee - 4 is usually good though).
you missed out latte, cappicino, espresso, americano, ristretto, macchiato, doppio and mocha. and those are just the ones i can think of off the top of my head.
 

Jamash

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Strong black coffee without sugar or anything else.

Can someone explain what all this "one cream, two cream, three cream...." nonsense is?

Who puts cream in their coffee, and since when did cream or milk come in quantifiable packages rather than a bottle?

If someone asked me to make them a coffee with "three cream" I wouldn't know where to start... three what?
 

David Bray

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I dunno what this 'cream' shizzle is, but i have a light drop of milk with two heaped teaspoons of sugar
 

Guffe

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With a little bit of milk in it.
In Finland people drink coffee in many various ways and this is one of them.
 

PurplePlatypus

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I don?t particularly like hot drinks, coffee in particular. Even overloaded with milk and sugar it still isn?t very nice.

I like hot chocolate but even that annoys me. I drink because I?m thirsty and it?s annoying to have to wait for something to cool down.
 

Serenegoose

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I like my coffee full of chocolate and with whipped cream on the top. I love the smell of coffee, but I find the taste overpowering unless massively sweetened. I just want the core of the taste alongside something I like a bit more. Capuccino cake, yes please. Coffee ice cream, yum yum. Coffee itself... only inside what is essentially hot chocolate, thanks.