Poll: How does The Escapist like their Coffee?

[Guttural Engagement]

I myself like black coffee (Surprisingly, just like my metal; hahaha) with 3-5 sugar (Depends on the strength of the coffee - 4 is usually good though).

 

[fenrizz]

Plain black coffee.

Don't like things in my coffee.

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

I don't drink it, though being only 15 I'm sure I will enjoy it eventually.

 

[Julianking93]

I typically don't like coffee, but when I went to Manhattan about a month ago, I went to a few local coffee places and (obviously) Starbucks.

Now I see why everyone goes there....

Anyway, now that I go to Starbucks fairly frequently, I get a double shot grande skinny non fat vanilla latte

 

[Scde2]

I don't drink coffee that often, but I prefer black.

 

[Mimssy]

I drink A LOT of coffee when given the chance. What I throw in there depends on my mood, the strength of the coffee, and whether or not it's good coffee. I usually have at a little cream and sugar (depends a lot on what kind of creamer).

 

[Sougo]

On the rare occasion that I drink it ... Black coffee ... and it should be strong ... strong enough to stand up and salute me!

 

[Tourette]

Super strong coffee, no sugar and little milk.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Tea. I frickin' hate coffee. But then, that's mainly because my family only gets instant, which tastes like piss. If I was having proper coffee it'd be cream and one sugar.

 

[Antitonic]

I like my coffee to be cola.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Black...black as my carcinogenic bubbly soul....

 

[Firoth]

I'm 22 and I still don't drink coffee.

 

[AvsJoe]

I once had what my brother called Coffee a la Dan or simply The Dan. Half coffee half chocolate milk with 8 creams and 8 sugars. Tasted much better than I thought it would.

 

[Evilsanta]

I dont drink it, yet. I have yet to reach the stage where i need coffee to function in the morning.

 

[unoleian]

Since I take my typical morning coffee with hazelnut Coffeemate, then "Other" is my response.

 

[vviki]

I had a long development in my coffee drinking. Form milk with coffee to pure black. First it was milk with instant coffee with sugar, then with sweetener, cause sugar is bad. Then with nothing, because sweetener causes cancer. Then without milk, cause milk is bad too (lactose intolerance). I dislike all those complains, but they were rubbed in by my mom, so the easiest way was to just adjust. Also, I drink my coffee cold, with water from the fridge.

 

[101194]

I prefer a Vanilla Cappuccino's with a evil cinnamon swirl twist.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Double expresso. For the hardcore caffeine kick!

 

[Julianking93]

Anyway, now that I go to Starbucks fairly frequently, I get a double shot grande skinny non fat vanilla latte

That's a mouthful.

Indeed it is.

I wish I could just tell them I want a medium vanilla latte without sugar but noooooo

Fucking asshole Starbucks employees don't know what that means so I have to use their stupid coffee lingo.

I actually got into an argument with some assfaced employee about their sizes. I said I wanted a medium, but he insisted that I call it grande.