Poll: How many STDs do you think Duke Nukem has?

[AgDr_ODST]

Dukes gotten every STD known to man, plus alien STDs....all of which were embarrassed by Dukes sperm cells right before the little white Mini Dukes killed all the STD cells......And then he got the two STD s that finally crippled and killed him: 3D Realms and Gearbox

 

[Nightspirit]

He has balls of steel, so none.

He has balls of steel as a direct result of all the STDs. Surgical removal was the only option for the Duke

 

[Snowy Rainbow]

None.

Duke is clearly overcompensating for a crippling fear of intimacy.

 

[Lim3]

I think he is over compensating and is a closet homosexual who gets none.

 

[Blatherscythe]

None. He is so awesome that his body creates antibodies made of pure awesome to fight off any and every virus. Hell, even Ebola barely affects him now. It's like a mild cold to him.

Pretty much this, no matter how much Gearbos fucked his game up he is still awesome enough.

 

[DarklordKyo]

I think that some were actually discovered inside him in his world.

 

[Xman490]

Just one, from birth: immeasurable dickitis.
Duke's dick is so powerful that he has warped the world to serve it.

 

[DirgeNovak]

Every bug in Duke Nukem Forever is one of his STDs. His junk must be bright green with yellow pustules.

 

[likalaruku]

Question is who has more of them? Duke Nukem or Geralt from The Witcher.

 

[omega_peaches]

None, they are all scared of him.

 

[Link Kadeshi]

He catches them all the time, however, he just hides behind cover till his Ego recharges, and drinks some beer. Duh.

 

[dmase]

His STD's are cured every time he hides behind a chest high wall.

edit: ninja'd

 

[Singularly Datarific]

He's actually insecure about his sexuality, so he goes on about having tons of sex with women when he's really struggling to figure out what he truly feels. As such he has zero STD's.

 

[lacktheknack]

All of them, he just couldn't possibly care less.

It fits the whole Duke theme from what I can tell.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

He had some. But now, due to his regenerating health, he just has to hide behind cover and they go away.

So none

 

[Saelune]

If the entire universe fails to take him down, no little virus will either. Besides, Duke probably is more healthy minded than you give credit for.

 

[Callate]

Well he can't have all of them. He can still urinate. Even if he has to push a button to do it.

 

[The Lugz]

Well he can't have all of them. He can still urinate. Even if he has to push a button to do it.

that's blatantly an army upgrade, that's probably why he enjoys peeing so much it's military grade so it's eeeepic

 

[Chris646]

Duke has all the STDs. All of them.