he defenity is too badass to have and STD also Duke only dose virgins because after him clearly nothing else is up to par
Poll: How many STDs do you think Duke Nukem has?
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The man can survive encounters with aliens of different biology.
He can definitely shrug off STDs like nobody's business.
Although I am fearful for the woman he's been with. I wonder how they manage to survive the encounter?
He can definitely shrug off STDs like nobody's business.
Although I am fearful for the woman he's been with. I wonder how they manage to survive the encounter?
I just want to reiterate that your avatar is pretending to play the sax along with a sample in a Eurotrash techno-lite song.TheFloBros said:
Also, the "King" is Bruce Campbell, the actor who said 80% of the stolen lines you repeat as simulacra from the Duke Nukem games. How many women have we seen Duke Nukem have sex with? Did you play the original when you were 9?
Duke likes whores because he's a caricature used to sell idealized sexism and violence to consumers like you whom the developers don't think have the intelligence to know any better. So yeah, he likes "dirty girls." Or you can simply play the game and see for yourself.
The answer to the poll is "African Polyps."
I don't know if someone said this one yet, but....
What is the difference between true love and STDS?
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STD's last forever! (insert drumfill and sad laughter)
What is the difference between true love and STDS?
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STD's last forever! (insert drumfill and sad laughter)
funguy2121 said:TheFloBros said:
Duke likes whores because he's a caricature used to sell idealized sexism and violence to consumers like you whom the developers don't think have the intelligence to know any better. So yeah, he likes "dirty girls." Or you can simply play the game and see for yourself.
If she is loose, she puts out.
Or... abortion clinics are a great place to pickup dates?
Sigh I am going to hell
My friend managed to rack up an astounding 27 STDs in Fable II.
More on the subject though...All of them. Obviously.
More on the subject though...All of them. Obviously.
Yeah, that's not what I said. Well, let's see if I can correct it. There.GamerPhate said:(1) If she is loose, she puts out.funguy2121 said:
Or... (2)abortion clinics are a great place to pickup dates?
Sigh I am going to hell
(1) That would be the definition of loose, yes.
(2) I too have seen the film Dogma. Neither one of these is a one-way ticket to Hell.
This sort of thing concerns me as, lets take hand germs for example. If you constantly are using Anti-bacterial soap, and Purell and that sort of thing, what happens is SURE you kill off MOST of the germs. However, the one's that are able to surivive such an effert end up becoming "super germs", able to resist even 99.9% killing rate. That 0.01% ends up being some BAD Mo-Fo Virus or morph-bacteria that is able to surive even the worst drug effects. If it does indeed survive a doctors round of anti-biotics too, you now have a sincerly problematic germ on your hands. In fact we have seen a rise in things like MRSA (which took my mother during an attempted recovery from a brain aneurism at age 59) since the induction of super germ killing agents into society. And there are other germs that are similar or even worse that we can not remove from places like hospitals. The more sterile we become, the stronger the germs become. We kill off the germs that mean us little harm, while the harmful ones are becoming stronger and stronger, until one day we invent the process for a totally anti-biotic resistant ailment to come along.crudus said:
But my point is that, as we fight harder to rid out word of germs, we are in a way making them stronger, and heading for an epedemic in the not so distant future, perhaps something akin to Plauge like. The irony that most people don't realise is that we are made mostly of bacteria as a human. Without bacteria, we would be unable to break down food properly to be able to consume food each day. Although on the same note, some of the same bacteria left on your teeth can sure punch a whole in your teeth. So, basically we are in a microscope fight daily with these "bugs", and the more we fight them off, the stronger they become. Similar to war, the more you blow a country up, the more they want to do the same to you. Using offensive techniques often is not the best outcome in the long term
Hmm I am unsure about this one. Because if he is searching for his identy by banging all these chicks, he is likely to catch at least ONE STD during his sojourn. However, if like you are suggesting, that his homo-errotic nature has him questioning his preferences, that he likely will catch one from the backdoor of dudes. Either way, he is pumping alot of people, and the more people you err download from, the more err viruses you are likely to catch.Singularly Datarific said:
