Poll: How perverted are you?

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Surprisingly, not really. My mouth is as dirty as anyone else's, but I rarely look at porn (check 'em!), I don't masturbate (check 'em x2 combo!), I don't think about sex that much. Still, I have some fetishes, and I am fluent in perv speak. Let's go with strawberry.

 

[Spectral Dragon]

I can be reasonably creepy in the right company, but when it comes to real life experiences, I'm pretty tame. Except that foursome in the submarine. That was awesome. So I'd call myself mudpie, even though there's a lot that disturb me in the darker corners of the internet...

 

[zelda2fanboy]

So dirty that I've stopped using the internet as a masturbation aid. It wasn't intense enough compared to my own personal fantasies.

 

[Marik2]

This is one of my favorite animes:


Judge for yourself.

LOL you should watch this anime then XD

 

[JamesStone]

I'm the kind of guy Hell was invented for.

 

[Aprilgold]

*looks at categories*
*is confused as hell*
How dirty is strawberry icecream?

Goes from top to bottom on perversion, bottom being the most sexual, and pleasuring.

Strawberry Ice-cream. I'm actually right above a clear snowcone since I don't get aroused with someone wearing clothes, it has to be a actual sexual situation to get anything motivated down there.

I'm guessing Clear Snow-cone is asexuality, mudpie is the person who can't shut up about sex, then Knickenbakker is super sexual shiz and Strawberry is society normal.

 

[Brandon237]

on a scale from 1 to 100

69

NINJAS! Who is funding you people these days?
As far as my actions with my significant other, really not that dirty. We take things slowly and comfortably ^.^

As far as my thought processes and maturity towards them, as well as any and ALL conversation, hehehe...
Every slightly sexual word will immediately have its second meaning thought of, and my group of friends scares some people away in 10 seconds flat. They listen to what is literally two sentences and walk away with a disgusted expression. I have had many a loud discussion with my best friends about how Edward Cullen's Cold, hard ahem would get stuck inside Bella and cause her severe internal damage upon exit (like when you stick your tongue to an icy pole...) That is what we do to destroy that which we find to be crap. Or even just mediocre. You also don't want to know about the meowing sounds...

 

[Loop Stricken]

This is one of my favorite animes:


Judge for yourself.

I'm judging you on your lack of the blatantly-superior Kneesocks, is what I'm doing!

 

[MisterM2402]

Y'know, I picked "knickerbocker", but actually thinking about it, I'm most likely more a "mud pie" haha. I fantasise a lot about all sorts, but there's still a whole lot of stuff that disgusts me

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*looks at categories*
*is confused as hell*
How dirty is strawberry icecream?

Goes from top to bottom on perversion, bottom being the most sexual, and pleasuring.

Strawberry Ice-cream. I'm actually right above a clear snowcone since I don't get aroused with someone wearing clothes, it has to be a actual sexual situation to get anything motivated down there.

I'm guessing Clear Snow-cone is asexuality, mudpie is the person who can't shut up about sex, then Knickenbakker is super sexual shiz and Strawberry is society normal.

Ah. I'd figure I'm JUST under strawberry ice cream, then.

 

[Kuroneko97]

I was the girl that got known in Biology class for shoving the pair of dissecting scissors up my frog's anus, and thoroughly sodomizing it with aforementioned scissors.

And I'm damn proud of it.

Now my friend is threatening to report me if I keep reading porn on my phone, and I think I have a uniform fetish. Although I'm embarrassed by the serious thought of sex and other such acts.

So I guess I'm a mud pie. A dirty dirty mud pie. /)^3^(\

 

[zehydra]

"Perverted" is just a way of demonizing one's sexuality.

I like sex.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Hmm... That's a hard judgement to make about yourself. Hang on, I'll ask the sex slaves I keep in the closet what they think.

I usually keep mine chained up in the basement. The closet is overflowing with implements of tort I mean pleasure

 

[Torrasque]

I make Cthulu cringe with some of my dark fantasies.

 

[Xan Krieger]

I have the United States Angel Corps in my favorites, that should give you some idea.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

I've done some weird stuff...

Somewhere between mud pie and knickerbocker? So... mud with sprinkles and strawberry sauce? IDK.

 

[Loop Stricken]

I was the girl that got known in Biology class for shoving the pair of dissecting scissors up my frog's anus, and thoroughly sodomizing it with aforementioned scissors.

And I'm damn proud of it.

Now my friend is threatening to report me if I keep reading porn on my phone, and I think I have a uniform fetish. Although I'm embarrassed by the serious thought of sex and other such acts.

So I guess I'm a mud pie. A dirty dirty mud pie. /)^3^(\

...

. . .

I wonder where I can find a uniform this late at night...

 

[ph0b0s123]

I hate how the word 'pervert' is misused currently. It essentially is another word for 'deviant', as in if you deviate from the norm. Since people mentioned anime above, here it gets misused a lot with female characters accusing male characters of being perverts because they display behavior which is actually quite normal for males and not deviant at all (like wanting the see the female characters naked). Jariya from Naruto is supposed to be a pervert. Don't think so. Also pervert seems to be a term used mostly for males, which also is wrong.

Looking at porn makes you a pervert to some people. I think more people look at porn than do not, so surely those who don't look at porn are deviating for the norm and are therefore 'perverts'.

Also having a fetish is supposedly perverted, but nearly everyone has a fetish of some sort, so that is hardly perverted. The thing is that today it is actually quite hard to be a deviant or a pervert.

Pervert now just seems to be used as a cudgel, by some group with a 'moral' agenda, to make another group feel guilty about their sexuality.

O/T: Ice Cream. Perv rating: 2/4

Edit: The votes show this dycotamy of usage. It should be a bell curve. If most are voting they are perverts, something has gone wrong as it should only be a minority by definition......