Poll: How smart do you think you are compared to other people?

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Gaderael

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I've been told, and I think, that I am intelligent. I read a lot. I keep up on current events. I think for myself.

As for you, benoitowns, how would you rank yourself? Judging by the think layer of arrogance and sarcasm in your question, I would have to say that you think you are highly intelligent, and so much smarter than those of us who could not pass a "retard internet test."
 

floppylobster

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ottenni said:
Well i like the majority of other people am above average. I joke. I'm average. But of course that could be because i hang around with very smart people, or maybe even dumb people.

floppylobster said:
I used to think I was smarter than everyone else. Turns out I'm not. And that being smart is one of the least valuable things in having a happy life.
You are wise, you have a beard don't you?

Actually I did have a beard. And I have a degree/honours/masters. I shaved the beard off because it wasn't helping with the depression. I'm much happier now.
 

ottenni

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floppylobster said:
ottenni said:
Well i like the majority of other people am above average. I joke. I'm average. But of course that could be because i hang around with very smart people, or maybe even dumb people.

floppylobster said:
I used to think I was smarter than everyone else. Turns out I'm not. And that being smart is one of the least valuable things in having a happy life.
You are wise, you have a beard don't you?

Actually I did have a beard. And I have a degree/honours/masters. I shaved the beard off because it wasn't helping with the depression. I'm much happier now.
Well thats the important thing.
 

paragon1

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benoitowns said:
I haven't seen any results yet, but I am going to make an educated guess. A much larger proportion of people voted above average than average or below average. This shows how egotistic and self indulging you are. Maybe its true, maybe it just happened that an intelligent amount of people saw and viewed this. Maybe the viewers of this website are above average intelligence. This is very unlikely, as most of you would fail a retard internet test. So what do YOU O Intelligent One, think of this? Because you matter so much I would adore your input.
While I know what your getting at (Sociology student, right?). I would suggest that you not insult an entire community for possessing a trait common to our ENTIRE SPECIES (assuming your human). There are several very good reasons for doing this.
First, at least the Escapist community has standards that most of us uphold. Second, the mods will ban you if you start to make this place unpleasant (I give this warning because you have a low post count, so I assume your knew here). Third, it's not a good way to make friends, or even friendly acquaintances. Fourth, even if you have no interest in making friends, the world is crap-sack enough without people going around and being unpleasant to each other. Therefore, I would ask that you be a little more careful in how you word your questions.

If you were just trying to make a joke that flew way, way over my head, please follow the following direction.
Step 1: Ignore all that drivel you just read above.
Step 2: Assume I just welcomed you to the Escapist, and then gave you a cookie.
Step 3: Acquire a cookie.
Step 4: Enjoy!
 

paragon1

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will1182 said:
kahlzun said:
will1182 said:
Considerably above average. I'm cocky like that. But really, I can't wait to get out of high school and into university. I'll get to meet people that are more of my level (meaning they have more on their mind than FOOT-BAAAALLLLL!).
You've never visited a uni, have you?
Um...well...uh...I....no.

But they have to be selective about who they let in, don't they? I mean, there's no way they could have more idiots than high school, right? Because my high school has more idiots than blades of grass.
Well, yes and no. If your parents have enough money, then the uni doesn't give a shit how smart you are. Also, depending on the college you go to (one like mine for example) you'll probably have a football team. And everyone will love it, a lot. Finally, there will be significantly more booze present, and booze makes everyone stupid.
 

FalloutJack

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Frankly, you asked me my opinion and I gave it. I don't seem to recall there being anything else in the deal. Tell you what, you send me 20 easy installments of ten dollars to my Paypal account (monthly payments) and I'll start deliberating on why I would ever value myself over the mass multitudes of others. However, for just ONE PAYMENT of thirty dollars, I will direct you to the Darwin Awards, where you will see - quite clearly - that I am not in it. And also, this week only, you can ask me - on like a one-to-one basis - "Did you ever do (INSERT BLATENT ACT OF STUPIDITY HERE)?", at $1 per question, and I will politely tell you "No".

(I'm sorry for the run-around there. It just seemed that you may have been taking the piss, as they say.)
 

Fraught

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Am I smart? Of course no, I'm stupid as fuck, and I like it that way.

To be honest, yes, I do think I'm smarter than most of the people I meet on a daily basis. It depends though, when some of my friends, for example, play some instrument, then they know more about me where some notes are etc, but generally I've found that even with that short time I've lived, I've gotten absorbed much more knowledge about everything than most of the people I've met.

Though yes, there are a few people that I, without a doubt, consider far smarter than me. They are absolutely wonderful to talk to, and always have something to say about something. Most of the people I know, however, don't reach that far.
 

kahlzun

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I guess the question comes down to this:

How many of us are wearing monocles? You can't have a high INT without one.

gratuitous UR reference there
 

SimuLord

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FanofDeath said:
SimuLord said:
FanofDeath said:
I'm going off an IQ measurment here, is that such a bad thing?

134 is well above average.
IQ is also pure, unadulterated bullshit on a stick and proves absolutely nothing...other than the truism, "the people who spout their IQs are most likely to be a lot dumber than the number would have you believe."
Be that as it may, It's the only real measurement I can think of that might be vaguely relevant.

People often consider me smart, is that enough?

Perhaps my Jungian type would satisfy your raging anger? INTJ

Thanks for the insult, too. It's mightily apreciated.

But, hey , since you have it all up there, how do YOU think to measure intelligence?
For what it's worth I'm an INTP, not that Jung type is any better than a horoscope. I'm a Cancer. Year of the Snake. Kind of born under a bad sign.

How do I measure intelligence? Ability to hold an intelligent conversation, a firm grounding in the classical humanities and the natural sciences, a tendency to combine an open-minded viewpoint on intelligently argued topics with a closed-minded intolerance for idiots and bullshit. This is one reason I tend to think that computer science majors are the biggest idiots at my school (except for the empty-headed creampuff gender and ethnic studies majors)---they can talk about World of Warcraft and C++ but wouldn't know Shakespeare from "shaken, not stirred". They're one-dimensional, uninteresting, dull people. But they tend to have the highest IQs.
 

Captain_Caveman

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everybody thinks they're smarter than they really are.

why?

because every1 remembers when they recognize other people making mistakes, but nobody notices when they make mistakes because otherwise they wouldnt make them. people also tend to ignore when their own mistakes are pointed out, self-defense mechanism.*

* which also relates to the philosophy of the more you realize you don't know, the more you know. becaues the ability to recognize things you dont understand means you understand them as a concept.
 

bluepilot

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I like to think that I am smart but then I go ahead and do something really stupid lile scald myself with hot tea. It is times like that when I really understand about how much more I really have to learn
 

GodofDisaster

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I'm the smartest person in my family, but compared to some of my friends I'm not that great. So I'd say average.
 

benoitowns

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paragon1 said:
benoitowns said:
I haven't seen any results yet, but I am going to make an educated guess. A much larger proportion of people voted above average than average or below average. This shows how egotistic and self indulging you are. Maybe its true, maybe it just happened that an intelligent amount of people saw and viewed this. Maybe the viewers of this website are above average intelligence. This is very unlikely, as most of you would fail a retard internet test. So what do YOU O Intelligent One, think of this? Because you matter so much I would adore your input.
While I know what your getting at (Sociology student, right?). I would suggest that you not insult an entire community for possessing a trait common to our ENTIRE SPECIES (assuming your human). There are several very good reasons for doing this.
First, at least the Escapist community has standards that most of us uphold. Second, the mods will ban you if you start to make this place unpleasant (I give this warning because you have a low post count, so I assume your knew here). Third, it's not a good way to make friends, or even friendly acquaintances. Fourth, even if you have no interest in making friends, the world is crap-sack enough without people going around and being unpleasant to each other. Therefore, I would ask that you be a little more careful in how you word your questions.

If you were just trying to make a joke that flew way, way over my head, please follow the following direction.
Step 1: Ignore all that drivel you just read above.
Step 2: Assume I just welcomed you to the Escapist, and then gave you a cookie.
Step 3: Acquire a cookie.
Step 4: Enjoy!
Actually, Im just a freshman in a high school full of idiots. I was not trying to be unpleasant, and Ive been using the escapist for a while, just never made an account. I noticed that I believed that I was smarter than everyone around me and my friends all thought the same about themselves, but I was able to look past myself to realize that it is not necessarily intelligence that makes a good student, it is mostly the amount of passion, care, and effort. I know I am smart because I have none of these yet I can get good grades. I have the ability to think quite critically, which made me realize all semi-smart people will follow to this believe. The last two sentences or so were sarcastic, I was mocking what I hypothesized the results to be, as most nerds or gamers have an 'awesomeness better than his teammates' type of ego. The whole retard test thing I was alluding to online so called "IQ Tests" where they would give obscure questions and poorly worded versions of actual IQ Test questions to where most logical thinkers would fail, and non logical thinkers as well. They way I set about this was because I presumed that most people would come to the same conclusion that this was more of a survey prediction type of thing that can be laughed at from a stander-by's perspective. I mean seriously, almost everyone thinks they might as well be the greatest people in the universe. I know that if I used more objective terms I could have gotten more accurate results such as: Dumb-ass, Stupid, Average, Smart, Genius. But that isn't fun and doesn't tap into the egos of people, but since I am focusing on the average person, I decided that using subjective adjectives slightly and considerably were more descriptive but still make people have to decide. No one would say they are a genius, unless they are overly self confident. Most self conscious people would say slightly above average because there is no threat of embarrassment in saying that. I just wanted to make an interesting topic of discussion as my first Escapist thread, and it seemed to have worked. Also I took your suggestion about the cookie. MMMM chocolate dipped! Sorry about massive length.....
 

paragon1

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benoitowns said:
paragon1 said:
benoitowns said:
I haven't seen any results yet, but I am going to make an educated guess. A much larger proportion of people voted above average than average or below average. This shows how egotistic and self indulging you are. Maybe its true, maybe it just happened that an intelligent amount of people saw and viewed this. Maybe the viewers of this website are above average intelligence. This is very unlikely, as most of you would fail a retard internet test. So what do YOU O Intelligent One, think of this? Because you matter so much I would adore your input.
While I know what your getting at (Sociology student, right?). I would suggest that you not insult an entire community for possessing a trait common to our ENTIRE SPECIES (assuming your human). There are several very good reasons for doing this.
First, at least the Escapist community has standards that most of us uphold. Second, the mods will ban you if you start to make this place unpleasant (I give this warning because you have a low post count, so I assume your knew here). Third, it's not a good way to make friends, or even friendly acquaintances. Fourth, even if you have no interest in making friends, the world is crap-sack enough without people going around and being unpleasant to each other. Therefore, I would ask that you be a little more careful in how you word your questions.

If you were just trying to make a joke that flew way, way over my head, please follow the following direction.
Step 1: Ignore all that drivel you just read above.
Step 2: Assume I just welcomed you to the Escapist, and then gave you a cookie.
Step 3: Acquire a cookie.
Step 4: Enjoy!
Actually, Im just a freshman in a high school full of idiots. I was not trying to be unpleasant, and Ive been using the escapist for a while, just never made an account. I noticed that I believed that I was smarter than everyone around me and my friends all thought the same about themselves, but I was able to look past myself to realize that it is not necessarily intelligence that makes a good student, it is mostly the amount of passion, care, and effort. I know I am smart because I have none of these yet I can get good grades. I have the ability to think quite critically, which made me realize all semi-smart people will follow to this believe. The last two sentences or so were sarcastic, I was mocking what I hypothesized the results to be, as most nerds or gamers have an 'awesomeness better than his teammates' type of ego. The whole retard test thing I was alluding to online so called "IQ Tests" where they would give obscure questions and poorly worded versions of actual IQ Test questions to where most logical thinkers would fail, and non logical thinkers as well. They way I set about this was because I presumed that most people would come to the same conclusion that this was more of a survey prediction type of thing that can be laughed at from a stander-by's perspective. I mean seriously, almost everyone thinks they might as well be the greatest people in the universe. I know that if I used more objective terms I could have gotten more accurate results such as: Dumb-ass, Stupid, Average, Smart, Genius. But that isn't fun and doesn't tap into the egos of people, but since I am focusing on the average person, I decided that using subjective adjectives slightly and considerably were more descriptive but still make people have to decide. No one would say they are a genius, unless they are overly self confident. Most self conscious people would say slightly above average because there is no threat of embarrassment in saying that. I just wanted to make an interesting topic of discussion as my first Escapist thread, and it seemed to have worked. Also I took your suggestion about the cookie. MMMM chocolate dipped! Sorry about massive length.....
The wonderful thing about the internet is that people can write all the insipid crap they want, and there's still room for more.
I have to say that I'm impressed with how professional the actual survey question and answers were. They're almost word for word what my Sociology 101 professor asked the class. Although, if you want to get a number with integrity, then you shouldn't mention what you think the result will be. And what you said about the kind of people likely to take the survey was also valid (that being that Escapists may have above average intelligence).
You should know, this "arrogance" phenomenon appears elsewhere. For example, the average college student believes they drink less than the average college student. Which is, of course, impossible.