Poll: How Will You Give Your Kids "The Talk?"

[ssgt splatter]

I don't have kids and I don't want them.

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Off topic but uhh, why do you have a meowing cat-girl as your avatar?

Because its cute as a ************.

Seriously, how do you not find it cute?

Hey now I didn't say that, I was just wondering.

 

[Gasaraki]

When they're about 10 i'll give them the the talk
"The talk" will actually be just me fucking with their mind.

Me: Now you see,when the magical goat goes MOOOOOOO, the magical cat explodes into a watermelon of love. That watermelon of love has many seeds in it. Those seeds fall into the ground and that's how babies are made.
Jimmy: Soooo......I'm a watermelon?
Me: Yes Jimmy, you're a fucked up watermelon-child-thing.

The lulz shall be epic

 

[shogunblade]

Here's my plan to explain the "The Talk" (Which I never got from my parents, and therefore, never had sex with my first girlfriend until the last six months of our relationship).

"Son and/or Daughter, This is a Banana. This is a Donut. Now excuse me while I eat this Banana and this donut so that I have enough energy to explain sex to you."

Achivement unlocked for most silly and informative Sex Talk Ever.

 

[Deleric]

You sir, have earned this.

I never really had a talk with my parents. I kinda just caught on at an early age and we kinda went with it.

I guses if my kid ever asks me about it, I'll talk to them upfront. It can't be that hard.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'll get married and then start to consider how I might cross that bridge that theoretically at it's closest is 11 years away.
What is wrong with you.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Just as my parents gave me the talk: when I was 3.
God did I know a lot of biology then. And it was all cool. I mean, I have no inhibitions now.
Oh and if I have a girl: I'll tell her when she's a teen that it she ever, ever believes that boy loves her, that's just utter bullshit. Why? Well because I've been there, and I've been the bad guy of the story.