Poll: How Will YOU survive the zombie apacolipse?

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Cpt_Oblivious

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I have my plan all planned out. I grab my closest friends, go to pharmacy & DIY store & Pet store & Supermarket. We then dismanytle sheds and rebuild them in the woods and live there with axes etc. for zombie killing.

Pet Store is for food btw ;)
 

Zykon TheLich

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I'm sure I have detailed my plan in one of these threads:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.116705
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.116002
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.114231
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.114097
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.111717
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.109737
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.110933
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.109642
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.107422
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.107299
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.104871
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.104060
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.103859
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.91743
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.107287

Or maybe one of the others, there's plenty of them.

EDIT: This is the big one (18 pages, I think we should petition the mods to sticky it...)
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.68064
 

ElephantGuts

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Run to the nearest military base and advise them on how to set up proper anti-zombie defences and conduct efficient forays into overrun territory to rescue survivors. When the zombie apocolypse is over, thanks to my proven mastery of anti-zombie military tactics I will be given the rank of General in the army, and from that prestigious position I will quickly rise to be leader of the survivor government. And then I will work to erase the thousands of these exact same threads that have been made on the internet.
 

Shapsters

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scumofsociety said:
I'm sure I have detailed my plan in one of these threads:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.116705
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.116002
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.114231
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.114097
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.111717
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.109737
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.110933
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.109642
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.107422
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.107299
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.104871
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.104060
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.103859
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.91743
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.107287

Or maybe one of the others, there's plenty of them.

EDIT: This is the big one
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.68064
Holy shit, I hate to say it, but i this situation, USE THE SEARCH BAR!! 16 different threads?! My god!
 

jj90

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take my weapons, hijack some hummers or large 4x4s. make a quick stop at a supermarket and DIY store. find a house or maybe a college building with a decent amount of ground at the front and back so i can see whats coming. preferably close to the DIY and food store, so more supplies can be gone for more easily .

then fortify my position, by sealing all windows and doors on the bottom floor. destroy the stairs and replace with a ladders for example. this way if anything gets in downstairs, as well as knowing from little trip wires etc it wont be able to get on to the 2nd or higher floor were me and other survivors are.

all food, meds, drink etc will be rationed, but not that bad that people arnt happy.

once all settled, send scouting parties out to collect more supplies, food, transport, fuel etc. keep in one place as long as possible. and only move or use ammunition etc only when necessary.


hmm i think theres more but, as you can tell i have thought about this ... a lot lol.




oh and if i managed to secure a house with empty ground on all sides a nice deep moat with a fence on the inside and a drawbridge to get across.

wow ive though too much about i think lol

any suggestions to better my plan???
 

lordsandro

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I only need lighter and some canned beans and voala flame trower (well blower basicly).
 

Zykon TheLich

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Shapsters said:
scumofsociety said:
I'm sure I have detailed my plan in one of these threads:

*SNIP*

Or maybe one of the others, there's plenty of them.

EDIT: This is the big one
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.68064
Holy shit, I hate to say it, but i this situation, USE THE SEARCH BAR!! 16 different threads?! My god!
That's just the ones I could be bothered to link. Seriously, I would not be surprised if it was triple figures.
 

Zykon TheLich

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Dagodweezl said:
hey I only found a few when I searched and one of them was a poem thingy...
What the hell did you type into the search engine? I know the Escapist SE can be a bit odd at times, but I typed in "zombie" and got a whole page of them, and I would have got more if the search engine displayed more than one page.

Did you select the "title only" option? 'Cause that would help to stop clogging the search with posts of the word zombie in otherwise irrelevant threads.
 

wgreer25

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You should have had an "all of the above" selection.

I am an American that lives in the south, so I have a big truck and lots of guns. I am fully prepared for the zombie appocolypse. (I'm not a hunter, and have actually never shot a living thing, and hopefully never will. I just love the sport of shooting.)

My plan is to load up the truck with my wife, cat, and guns. I have 3 hand guns for the "run and gun" a 12 gauge shotgun for general headshots and my R700 will handle anything withing 400 yards. I also have a chainsaw and axe we will take with us.

My trucks bumper will do most of the work as we make our way the our boat that is docked on the Tennessee River. I think the water is the safest place, but we don't have enough food or fuel. So there is the flaw in my plan. But I live in a "river" city, so there are plenty of houses with private docks that we could raid for supplies.

The only problem is that there is an ammo shortage in the US now. I try and buy up any caliber that I have whenever I see it.
 

Julianking93

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-An MK23, a Saiga 12, and a Dragunov Sniper Rifle
-I guess all the survivors I can find.
-I'd probably go to the mall
-food, clothes, ect.
btw, what are shamblers? Are those the zombies that only slowly walk towards you.
 

RavingPenguin

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scumofsociety said:
I'm sure I have detailed my plan in one of these threads:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.116705
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.116002
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.114231
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.114097
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.111717
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.109737
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.110933
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.109642
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.107422
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.107299
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.104871
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.104060
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.103859
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.91743
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.107287

Or maybe one of the others, there's plenty of them.

EDIT: This is the big one (18 pages, I think we should petition the mods to sticky it...)
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.68064
I shall now become a necromancer, thank you for the list sir.
 

Dagodweezl

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scumofsociety said:
Dagodweezl said:
hey I only found a few when I searched and one of them was a poem thingy...
What the hell did you type into the search engine? I know the Escapist SE can be a bit odd at times, but I typed in "zombie" and got a whole page of them, and I would have got more if the search engine displayed more than one page.

Did you select the "title only" option? 'Cause that would help to stop clogging the search with posts of the word zombie in otherwise irrelevant threads.
You can do That?

<-compleat forum noob

that might have helped


(Edit) PS quit biching at me and go read somthing else, there may still be people who wan't to have another post
 

TheRightToArmBears

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I shall kill them by curling up into a ball and wishing so hard that the very fabric of reality changes.

Either that or just run around bashing shit with a brick on a chain.