Poll: I just came from facing two thiefs.

[klipton]

I went to the movies at midnight with two friends. On our way back, two mens bigger than us stop in front of us and say "We have a gun, give us all" (Not the exact words, in first place i´m from Argentina) My friends started giving them things, i said "if you have a gun, show it then" One of them punch me in the face. I make a badass fighting posse, he starts kicking my legs (two or three years doing karate when i was a kid made those babys unbreakeable for mere mortals) then kicked my nuts (i hope HE hasn´t got too hurt from doing it). Now i was pissed. I grabed his leg in mid-air and prepare for doing some Bruce Lee shit (im into a little of jet kune do too) But one of my friends keep yelling that we should leave, and i spare the guy´s physical integrity.
That pretty much was what happen. My friends lost a cell and some money each one. I didn´t put a couple of irrelevant details but you get the idea of what happened.
PD: Sorry about the writng. I don´t usually write in english.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

 

[Sir Kemper]

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

 

[S.R.S.]

The important thing is that you're alright you came to the internet with this. 3 on 2 the odds were in your favour.

 

[BarbaricGoose]

Yeah, man!

That reminds me of this one time, at band camp, there was this bear, he was all like "GRRRROOOOOOORN!!!!" and he attacked me and my super model girlfriend is yelling at me to leave the bear alone and not kill him so I just beat him up as he swiped at me like "WOOSH!" and I did a flip over his big bear claw and as I'm flipping in mid-air I grab his bear claw and dislocate it and then he bites me in the leg and I don't feel anything because my legs are invincible from my years of training as a green beret and navy seals so I then yell at the bear at the top of lungs and he gets scared and runs away to bear home and then I kiss my supermodel girlfriend and walk away.

It so rad.

 

[Insanum]

Blimey, Knocked out of the world cup & mugged in the same day.

Must've been a bad day for you. Glad you didnt loose your stuff though.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yeah, man!

That reminds me of this one time, at band camp, there was this bear, he was all like "GRRRROOOOOOORN!!!!" and he attacked me and my super model girlfriend is yelling at me to leave the bear alone and not kill him so I just beat him up as he swiped at me like "WOOSH!" and I did a flip over his big bear claw and as I'm flipping in mid-air I grab his bear claw and dislocate it and then he bites me in the leg and I don't feel anything because my legs are invincible from my years of training as a green beret and navy seals so I then yell at the bear at the top of lungs and he gets scared and runs away to bear home and then I kiss my supermodel girlfriend and walk away.

It so rad.

Spoiler

I'm proud of you, son!

 

[Layz92]

You should have baffled them with Sudoku then fled while they were occupied. I doubt many other than me would get the reference.

 

[klipton]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

 

[yoyo13rom]

I was in a similar situation, while dating this girl. And I just couldn't let those thugs get away with it(here the probability that a thief will have a gun is really small; knife maybe, but still). And I did practice karate when I was younger(like 9 I think).
Maybe I did a bad and un-gentleman thing by attacking first(I just couldn't take their insults to my date), but I let them have a free hit at me too(here I'm certain, it hurt them more than it hurt me).
But anyway, I'm the kind of fool that'll get himself hurt(and maybe dead) while being the hero.
But it's a lot more better to be the hero, chicks dig it(although on the down side you might feel a strange little thing called pain).

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

 

[klipton]

Blimey, Knocked out of the world cup & mugged in the same day.

Must've been a bad day for you. Glad you didnt loose your stuff though.

Actually the world cup annoys me, and i like the adrenaline rush, so it has been an awesome day.

 

[Omikron009]

You make it sound like you were a badass standing up to two muggers, but it seems like you just got beaten up and left. Although to be honest you still have more courage than me. I would have ran away as fast as my stubby legs could carry me.

 

[Insanum]

You should have baffled them with Sudoku then fled while they were occupied. I doubt many other than me would get the reference.

They call me the Bamboozeler! "what color does a smurf go when we choke it?"

Or my personal favourite:
"...And relax"

Blimey, Knocked out of the world cup & mugged in the same day.

Must've been a bad day for you. Glad you didnt loose your stuff though.

Actually the world cup annoys me, and i like the adrenaline rush, so it has been an awesome day.

Well im glad you're seeing the positive side of things.

 

[klipton]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Aspergers is a pretty neat anaesthetic, all right.

..wait, what???

 

[rokkolpo]

well let's say did really happened.

why didn't you totally killed him if he kicked you in the balls? in the balls hurts like a Fucker no matter your training.

and on that note i call this bullshit. because no man can stand if a big guy kicks you in the balls. (even a young kid kicking you in the balls should hurt like hell!)

 

[manaman]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I regularly have to beat up the 8 foot tall sasquatches that roam the wilds of Western Washington. I just go Bruce Lee Hulk on them. Buggers.

Believe it, cause it's the truth, cause I said it!

OP: Something about your story seems off. Maybe it's the language barrier, but it doesn't exactly sound entirely truthful. Unlike my story up there, which is entirely truthful.

Even if it is truthful in any way count yourself lucky that these guys that robbed you where not carrying, and didn't decide to just kill you.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.