Poll: I just came from facing two thiefs.

[klipton]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I fail to see how his post is "oh just so amazing". Had gotten into fights as a kid and hits into head.
If you get hit hard enough, you get shock and "superman" pain tolerance.

I can´t see if you are mocking or defending me.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I fail to see how his post is "oh just so amazing". Had gotten into fights as a kid and hits into head.
If you get hit hard enough, you get shock and "superman" pain tolerance.

No, if you get hit hard enough you get knocked the fuck out.

A punch in the face and then a kick in the nuts is not something you just shrug off.

This isn't a fight between middle-schoolers. This was a fully grown man punching a kid in the face.

 

[Jadak]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

It's easy to believe when, if you read closely, he doesn't even state that he accomplished something. Just that he didn't get hurt too bad and "grabbed a leg", and "prepared" for ass kicking, then didn't, and ran off with his friends.

Not sure why he even posted this. I'd understand making a post about actually kicking some ass, true or not, but this is written as if it's an attempt to glorify himself, yet at the same time fully admit to managing to accomplish nothing whatsoever. I don't really get it.

Then again, he says he didn't lose anything like his friends, so that's a plus.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

It's easy to believe when, if you read closely, he doesn't even state that he accomplished something. Just that he didn't get hurt too bad and "grabbed a leg", and "prepared" for ass kicking, then didn't, and ran off with his friends.

Not sure why he even posted this. I'd understand making a post about actually kicking some ass, true or not, but this is written as if it's an attempt to glorify himself, yet at the same time fully admit to managing to accomplish nothing whatsoever. I don't really get it.

Then again, he says he didn't lose anything like his friends, so that's a plus.

Yes, that part did occur to me a bit later on.

So we have two scenarios.

1. Kid is lying.

2. Kid got his ass kicked, but through some sort of loop-hole in his brain he sees this as a moment of triumph.

I don't know which option is worse.

 

[rsacks]

[...]

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

1: I assume you mean civilized.

2: Really.....a BLOG as a resource? A blog that in the side bar says it is non technical, non-medical and relates only the writer's personal experiences? Since it gives no references to the claims stated besides personal experience I can't accept this as legit.

3: This specifically states "Some people with aspergers..." but doesn't back it up with any kind of legitimate reference. There is no specific link between aspergers and pain tolerance (look here for a legitimate aspergers reference: http://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/actearly/pdf/parents_pdfs/Asperger_Syndrome.pdf) Now I won't discount the possibility of YOU personally having a high pain tolerance, that could totally be the case. But don't say it's because you have aspergers, because that's not true.

4: If the man is a professional psychotherapist he knows more than the vast majority of people about topics like aspergers.

OT: Interesting story, I'm inclined to disbelieve. Fun way to start a thread though.

 

[klipton]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.

I love fighting. ¿And why is everybody telling that i got robed and/or beat? I walked away because my friend asked it, and didn´t give them a penny. And they were two, ¿remember? and just one of them punch me once and did some pointless kicking. If you call that a beat i hope nobody ever try to break your nose or something, that´s got to put you, at least, in a coma.

 

[WolfThomas]

Yeah, man!

That reminds me of this one time, at band camp, there was this bear, he was all like "GRRRROOOOOOORN!!!!" and he attacked me and my super model girlfriend is yelling at me to leave the bear alone and not kill him so I just beat him up as he swiped at me like "WOOSH!" and I did a flip over his big bear claw and as I'm flipping in mid-air I grab his bear claw and dislocate it and then he bites me in the leg and I don't feel anything because my legs are invincible from my years of training as a green beret and navy seals so I then yell at the bear at the top of lungs and he gets scared and runs away to bear home and then I kiss my supermodel girlfriend and walk away.

It so rad.

You should join my eagle parachuting club, it's like parachuting...but with eagles instead of parachutes.

I've not been in your situation, but this one time while swimming of the side of my 40ft yacht I got swallowed whole by a shark, it was made worse by the octopus in his stomach that tried to choke me. Fortunately I managed to punch my way out of his chest and ride his dying carcass to the safety of my boat. I then cooked both the octopus and shark for dinner for my three polynesian identical twin sister girlfriends who don't speak a word of english, because yeah I'm an expert cook.

 

[Cody211282]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I fail to see how his post is "oh just so amazing". Had gotten into fights as a kid and hits into head.
If you get hit hard enough, you get shock and "superman" pain tolerance.

No, if you get hit hard enough you get knocked the fuck out.

A punch in the face and then a kick in the nuts is not something you just shrug off.

This isn't a fight between middle-schoolers. This was a fully grown man punching a kid in the face.

you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, hell the face hit would have stunned him as well. Most fights are over in the first 10 seconds, you get an average of 3 hits in and that's it, this kid is defently lying. As for his aspergers giving him pain tolerance his own websites he sited says it really doesn't do that for something like this.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I fail to see how his post is "oh just so amazing". Had gotten into fights as a kid and hits into head.
If you get hit hard enough, you get shock and "superman" pain tolerance.

No, if you get hit hard enough you get knocked the fuck out.

A punch in the face and then a kick in the nuts is not something you just shrug off.

This isn't a fight between middle-schoolers. This was a fully grown man punching a kid in the face.

you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, hell the face hit would have stunned him as well. Most fights are over in the first 10 seconds, you get an average of 3 hits in and that's it, this kid is defently lying. As for his aspergers giving him pain tolerance his own websites he sited says it really doesn't do that for something like this.

So out of all the stories on this thread, PimpPeter2's version is the most believable.

I don't mind though, his comment made me laugh out loud.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

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In English there is no need for the 2 ?s the one at the end is fine. Also I do not believe it all unless you are still waiting for your balls to drop. If you get hit in the nuts you will go down or be taken out of action for awhile. So I sincerely doubt this just made you angry.

 

[klipton]

[...]

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

1: I assume you mean civilized.

2: Really.....a BLOG as a resource? A blog that in the side bar says it is non technical, non-medical and relates only the writer's personal experiences? Since it gives no references to the claims stated besides personal experience I can't accept this as legit.

3: This specifically states "Some people with aspergers..." but doesn't back it up with any kind of legitimate reference. There is no specific link between aspergers and pain tolerance (look here for a legitimate aspergers reference: http://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/actearly/pdf/parents_pdfs/Asperger_Syndrome.pdf) Now I won't discount the possibility of YOU personally having a high pain tolerance, that could totally be the case. But don't say it's because you have aspergers, because that's not true.

4: If the man is a professional psychotherapist he knows more than the vast majority of people about topics like aspergers.

OT: Interesting story, I'm inclined to disbelieve. Fun way to start a thread though.

1: Yes
2: I pick the first link that i found, i would give you something more reliable but i ussually google on spanish.
3: "Have unusual sensory reaction"
4: Vast majority of course, more than a person with asperger on the other hand...

 

[Cody211282]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.

I love fighting. ¿And why is everybody telling that i got robed and/or beat? I walked away because my friend asked it, and didn´t give them a penny. And they were two, ¿remember? and just one of them punch me once and did some pointless kicking. If you call that a beat i hope nobody ever try to break your nose or something, that´s got to put you, at least, in a coma.

Ok fine in the act of being robbed(he was performing a robbery by trying to take your money) you found out you not only have a pin tolerance, but nerves that don't work. As I said before you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, as for knowing what I'm talking about I go to the gym and box, that's hard to do with gloves and other protective equipment on, your talking about a kick to the nuts, repeated strikes to the leg, and a jab to the face(that i should remind you will make you dizzy and disoriented not because of pain but because your brain just snapped to the back of your head and hit itself on the tiny spikes in your skull). Your ether plain out lying, your your the god damn batman.

 

[gl1koz3]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I fail to see how his post is "oh just so amazing". Had gotten into fights as a kid and hits into head.
If you get hit hard enough, you get shock and "superman" pain tolerance.

No, if you get hit hard enough you get knocked the fuck out.

A punch in the face and then a kick in the nuts is not something you just shrug off.

This isn't a fight between middle-schoolers. This was a fully grown man punching a kid in the face.

If I open my mouth, I do not speculate shit. It's my true experience flying with the head into asphalt. I was knocked out for 1 second, then stood up, as if nothing happened. After some 20 mins, the rest of the day was one of the worst in my life.

P.S. I had a lot of damage to other parts of body, but I felt zero for that short period.

 

[Samcanuck]

You just came from facing two thiefs. They musta been your type, huh.

 

[Tinneh]

You know what this story reminds me of?

 

[gl1koz3]

Not one or the other. Some parts are believable, but some make me scratch head, too.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I fail to see how his post is "oh just so amazing". Had gotten into fights as a kid and hits into head.
If you get hit hard enough, you get shock and "superman" pain tolerance.

No, if you get hit hard enough you get knocked the fuck out.

A punch in the face and then a kick in the nuts is not something you just shrug off.

This isn't a fight between middle-schoolers. This was a fully grown man punching a kid in the face.

If I open my mouth, I do not speculate shit. It's my true experience flying with the head into asphalt. I was knocked out for 1 second, then stood up, as if nothing happened. After some 20 mins, the rest of the day was one of the worst in my life.

Because one single experience with being hit over the head makes you an expert on the subject.

Guess what: You probably had one hell of a concussion afterward. That's even worse than getting knocked out, because more often than not you're unaware of it and you go on with your daily life when you really need attending to.

P.S. I had a lot of damage to other parts of body, but I felt zero for that short period.

You felt zero because your brain was messing up. It's not some sort of adrenaline kick, it's a sign that medical attention is needed.

 

[Cody211282]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I fail to see how his post is "oh just so amazing". Had gotten into fights as a kid and hits into head.
If you get hit hard enough, you get shock and "superman" pain tolerance.

No, if you get hit hard enough you get knocked the fuck out.

A punch in the face and then a kick in the nuts is not something you just shrug off.

This isn't a fight between middle-schoolers. This was a fully grown man punching a kid in the face.

you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, hell the face hit would have stunned him as well. Most fights are over in the first 10 seconds, you get an average of 3 hits in and that's it, this kid is defently lying. As for his aspergers giving him pain tolerance his own websites he sited says it really doesn't do that for something like this.

So out of all the stories on this thread, PimpPeter2's version is the most believable.

I don't mind though, his comment made me laugh out loud.

Pretty much, it would be nice if PimpPeter2 would give them their stuff back though, at least so this kid would stop making stuff up. Also what is with the influx of trolls recently, I have seen more stuff like this in the last week then my entire year here.

 

[Sky Captanio]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Yeah I got attacked by cat ninjas. It was alright I did a triple backflip and they got scared.

OT: I'm sure you're a nice person and all but it's easy to put stuff like that on the internet. Anonymously.

 

[Chester41585]

Dunno what to say.

soniamdisappoint.jpg maybe?