Poll: I just came from facing two thiefs.

[Housebroken Lunatic]

If that's true. It was a very stupid move on your part. Using karate gimmicks against a possibly armed opponent will most likely get your hurt mor than anything else.

What you should have done is run away if you weren't backed into a corner. And if you were backed into a corner, swiftly produce a weapon that you carry with you at all times and use it without hesitation.

 

[klipton]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.

I love fighting. ¿And why is everybody telling that i got robed and/or beat? I walked away because my friend asked it, and didn´t give them a penny. And they were two, ¿remember? and just one of them punch me once and did some pointless kicking. If you call that a beat i hope nobody ever try to break your nose or something, that´s got to put you, at least, in a coma.

Ok fine in the act of being robbed(he was performing a robbery by trying to take your money) you found out you not only have a pin tolerance, but nerves that don't work. As I said before you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, as for knowing what I'm talking about I go to the gym and box, that's hard to do with gloves and other protective equipment on, your talking about a kick to the nuts, repeated strikes to the leg, and a jab to the face(that i should remind you will make you dizzy and disoriented not because of pain but because your brain just snapped to the back of your head and hit itself on the tiny spikes in your skull). Your ether plain out lying, your your the god damn batman.

¿Who say it was a jab? And -i repeat- it wasn´t a perfect hit to the nuts.

 

[Aesir23]

Yes, we completely and totally believe that you, some random kid on the internet, faced down a a guy larger than yourself and beat him up alone.

If you're going to tell a lie, try something less obvious.

Oh, and if you ever did face down a couple of muggers claiming they have a gun, and you merely ask them to show you said gun. Then you are just asking to get shot. Aka: It was stupid.

 

[Cody211282]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.

I love fighting. ¿And why is everybody telling that i got robed and/or beat? I walked away because my friend asked it, and didn´t give them a penny. And they were two, ¿remember? and just one of them punch me once and did some pointless kicking. If you call that a beat i hope nobody ever try to break your nose or something, that´s got to put you, at least, in a coma.

Ok fine in the act of being robbed(he was performing a robbery by trying to take your money) you found out you not only have a pin tolerance, but nerves that don't work. As I said before you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, as for knowing what I'm talking about I go to the gym and box, that's hard to do with gloves and other protective equipment on, your talking about a kick to the nuts, repeated strikes to the leg, and a jab to the face(that i should remind you will make you dizzy and disoriented not because of pain but because your brain just snapped to the back of your head and hit itself on the tiny spikes in your skull). Your ether plain out lying, your your the god damn batman.

¿Who say it was a jab? And -i repeat- it wasn´t a perfect hit to the nuts.

Well the Jab is the fastest yet weakest hit, anything else(cross, uppercut, or if he really didn't know what he was doing a haymaker) would have left you on your ass unless your Mike Tyson. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt but evidently your a bigger liar then I thought that's just looking like a moron now because you think it's badass and have watched to many movies.

 

[gl1koz3]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I fail to see how his post is "oh just so amazing". Had gotten into fights as a kid and hits into head.
If you get hit hard enough, you get shock and "superman" pain tolerance.

No, if you get hit hard enough you get knocked the fuck out.

A punch in the face and then a kick in the nuts is not something you just shrug off.

This isn't a fight between middle-schoolers. This was a fully grown man punching a kid in the face.

If I open my mouth, I do not speculate shit. It's my true experience flying with the head into asphalt. I was knocked out for 1 second, then stood up, as if nothing happened. After some 20 mins, the rest of the day was one of the worst in my life.

Because one single experience with being hit over the head makes you an expert on the subject.

Guess what: You probably had one hell of a concussion afterward. That's even worse than getting knocked out, because more often than not you're unaware of it and you go on with your daily life when you really need attending to.

You take internet posts too seriously, man.

But, now that I think of it, I've hit the head... actually, two times like this, when I felt pain after just some time. The first time was 15 years ago slipping on ice. I couldn't stand up and had to crawl back home. The second was 10 years ago, which I described, and was the hardest, as I had glitchy eyesight (partly dark and stuff), but I was perfectly fine and even did ride the bicycle and cars did not hit me (thus I was going in a straight line) in this state.

On related note... There was also a car accident, after which I had flown some 10-20 metres and landed, though perfectly safe, because the book-filled backpack got the main hit. Though, I was knocked out for the time of flight, but I remember rotating and holding some other (important) stuff in flight and looking into the sky a second after the hit, but the two hits (car and landing) did knocke me out for a second or so. After that, I just stood up, when I got the idea that all body parts are in place. Was around 7 years ago.

You gotta try that.

 

[AngloDoom]

...Even if this is true, why are you telling us this? Why would we believe you? Why would you want us to believe you? What discussion is there from "I'm totally badass, yo." Do you want us to worship you for winning a fight?

The fail is strong in this one.

 

[D.L.390]

You "came" from facing two thieves?

 

[AWAR]

Well what I've learned from this post is that Asperger's syndrome is awesome!

Well done kid! I think you have accomplished your mission!

Have a chocolate chip cookie:

 

[klipton]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.

I love fighting. ¿And why is everybody telling that i got robed and/or beat? I walked away because my friend asked it, and didn´t give them a penny. And they were two, ¿remember? and just one of them punch me once and did some pointless kicking. If you call that a beat i hope nobody ever try to break your nose or something, that´s got to put you, at least, in a coma.

Ok fine in the act of being robbed(he was performing a robbery by trying to take your money) you found out you not only have a pin tolerance, but nerves that don't work. As I said before you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, as for knowing what I'm talking about I go to the gym and box, that's hard to do with gloves and other protective equipment on, your talking about a kick to the nuts, repeated strikes to the leg, and a jab to the face(that i should remind you will make you dizzy and disoriented not because of pain but because your brain just snapped to the back of your head and hit itself on the tiny spikes in your skull). Your ether plain out lying, your your the god damn batman.

¿Who say it was a jab? And -i repeat- it wasn´t a perfect hit to the nuts.

Well the Jab is the fastest yet weakest hit, anything else(cross, uppercut, or if he really didn't know what he was doing a haymaker) would have left you on your ass unless your Mike Tyson. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt but evidently your a bigger liar then I thought that's just looking like a moron now because you think it's badass and have watched to many movies.

Jaja, my bad, i thought the jab was another kind of punch. I don´t know if you received a jab lately, but unless the guy know boxing or something he probably will punch like in a pillow fighting.

 

[Abedeus]

Wait, three against two and you were afraid? Geez. Are your friends like, 5 feet tall or 90 pounds in weight?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I fail to see how his post is "oh just so amazing". Had gotten into fights as a kid and hits into head.
If you get hit hard enough, you get shock and "superman" pain tolerance.

No, if you get hit hard enough you get knocked the fuck out.

A punch in the face and then a kick in the nuts is not something you just shrug off.

This isn't a fight between middle-schoolers. This was a fully grown man punching a kid in the face.

If I open my mouth, I do not speculate shit. It's my true experience flying with the head into asphalt. I was knocked out for 1 second, then stood up, as if nothing happened. After some 20 mins, the rest of the day was one of the worst in my life.

Because one single experience with being hit over the head makes you an expert on the subject.

Guess what: You probably had one hell of a concussion afterward. That's even worse than getting knocked out, because more often than not you're unaware of it and you go on with your daily life when you really need attending to.

You take internet posts too seriously, man.

But, now that I think of it, I've hit the head... actually, two times like this, when I felt pain after just some time. The first time was 15 years ago slipping on ice. I couldn't stand up and had to crawl back home. The second was 10 years ago, which I described, and was the hardest, as I had glitchy eyesight (partly dark and stuff), but I was perfectly fine and even did ride the bicycle and cars did not hit me (thus I was going in a straight line) in this state.

On related note... There was also a car accident, after which I had flown some 10-20 metres and landed, though perfectly safe, because the book-filled backpack got the main hit. Though, I was knocked out for the time of flight, but I remember rotating and holding some other (important) stuff in flight and looking into the sky a second after the hit, but the two hits (car and landing) did knocke me out for a second or so. After that, I just stood up, when I got the idea that all body parts are in place. Was around 7 years ago.

You gotta try that.

Now that final part sounds like a damn miracle. While I'm ever the charming cynic [footnote]Shut up, I am![/footnote], you are right that I'm taking the internet a bit too seriously today. I'll simply let this be my final comment here, and I'll even save the sarcasm for another time.

I'll just put on a Firefly episode and enjoy that for the time being.

 

[Silent observer]

From what I can gather from this, you took at least 3 hits, meaning you're clearly not the karate master you claim to be. Either the hit to the nuts or the hit to the face would've been enough to momentarily disorientate you - and whilst there is an adrenaline rush in a fight, the second you take a hit with even a small amount of force behind it that all drains right out of you. Once you were disorientated, it is likely that a mugger would simply have shoved you over and grabbed your stuff, rather than being stunned into inaction by your lack of reaction to his punches.

As for the karate thing - I've done karate for the last 10 years, and I still crapped myself when 3 guys threatened me and a mate at our local station. Karate you studied for a couple of years as a child will not help you today, as it's something you need to maintain.

 

[Lord Thodin]

If this did happen, and you did beat up a mugger, your an idiot.
Had this man a fire arm, he would be on the internet talking about these kids he robbed, and one that got smug so he plugged em in the leg.

 

[AWAR]

Wh on earth would your skull have tiny spikes on the inside?
It seems to defeat the purpose.

I believe that this is called "concussion", but why would I know? I am not a doctor or anything....

 

[Cody211282]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.

I love fighting. ¿And why is everybody telling that i got robed and/or beat? I walked away because my friend asked it, and didn´t give them a penny. And they were two, ¿remember? and just one of them punch me once and did some pointless kicking. If you call that a beat i hope nobody ever try to break your nose or something, that´s got to put you, at least, in a coma.

Ok fine in the act of being robbed(he was performing a robbery by trying to take your money) you found out you not only have a pin tolerance, but nerves that don't work. As I said before you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, as for knowing what I'm talking about I go to the gym and box, that's hard to do with gloves and other protective equipment on, your talking about a kick to the nuts, repeated strikes to the leg, and a jab to the face(that i should remind you will make you dizzy and disoriented not because of pain but because your brain just snapped to the back of your head and hit itself on the tiny spikes in your skull). Your ether plain out lying, your your the god damn batman.

¿Who say it was a jab? And -i repeat- it wasn´t a perfect hit to the nuts.

Well the Jab is the fastest yet weakest hit, anything else(cross, uppercut, or if he really didn't know what he was doing a haymaker) would have left you on your ass unless your Mike Tyson. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt but evidently your a bigger liar then I thought that's just looking like a moron now because you think it's badass and have watched to many movies.

Jaja, my bad, i thought the jab was another kind of punch. I don´t know if you received a jab lately, but unless the guy know boxing or something he probably will punch like in a pillow fighting.

A jab is a punch, "Although it is rarely the strongest punch in a fighter's arsenal, many consider the jab to be the most important punch in boxing" quoted from here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jab

Now A Jaja is probably well ether a noise a baby makes when it wants something or I have no idea. And no if this guy was robbing you he isn't about to pull his punches to let you look cool in front of your friends! As I said before it's the force of your brain hitting your skull that's doing the real damage, and it doesn't take that much to cause damage.

 

[okogamashii]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Wow, you are digging yourself a deeper hole. Every person reading your post knows that you're lying. Asperger's affects social skills you dolt. And meditation/yoga only works while you're doing it!!!

 

[klipton]

snip

In English there is no need for the 2 ?s the one at the end is fine. Also I do not believe it all unless you are still waiting for your balls to drop. If you get hit in the nuts you will go down or be taken out of action for awhile. So I sincerely doubt this just made you angry.

¿A little annoying? I know, but i like to put them anyway.
I repeat: it wasn´t a perfect hit. Im no fucking robocop. It seems that i can´t translate the subleties of my language to the english. It´s called "hyperbole" what i was doing, it means that i didn´t lie, but i painted the facts a little. Like saying "this thread has a million trolls". I probably don´t look that badass, and the punch to the face make me feel funny for a second or two. I can´t know if i could have knock them in five 5 or 5 minutes and how damaged i would be afterward, because i have to go with my friends who where too afraid of getting shoot by unarmed thieves. Geez, i thought it was a friendly forum, but everybody is acting like if i just posted that im the son of bruce lee and chun-li, while i just say (or i think i said) "i know how to defend myself, ¿should i use that abilitie or give my money to obviously casual thieves just in case they are telling the truth?"

 

[rb26dett]

I make a badass fighting posse, he starts kicking my legs (two or three years doing karate when i was a kid made those babys unbreakeable for mere mortals) then kicked my nuts (i hope HE hasn´t got too hurt from doing it). Now i was pissed.

1. Karate does not make your bones adamantium, they're still the same bones you started with.
2. You were not pissed, you were on the ground in fetal position unable to breathe.
3. Judging by your story you never were in a streetfight