Poll: I WANT TO KNOW THIS!

[Westaway]

hetero lol

Watch out for low content posts, friend.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Hetero, but I'm sure we've all had Canadian urges one time or another.

Im straight but ive seen some hot canadians in my time so maybe im ehsexual.

I do believe you won the internet, sir. Would you like a prize?

 

[Westaway]

Im straight but ive seen some hot canadians in my time so maybe im ehsexual.

Fucking lul, man. That was hilarious. Well done

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

I'm pretty sure i'm canadian but i thought i was hetero for a long time at college...

 

[Guffe]

Heterosexual,
apparently like 290 others here on this website.
I think we have a pretty high variety here.

 

[Wintermoot]

Canacurious
OT
never bothered to think about it that much.

 

[Chrono212]

Snip

Four groups:
The Escapist Gay-mers
Transgender Open Group
Transgenders of Escapist
Canadians for Life Eh
They should give you more accurate guestimates.

OT: No comment.

 

[Matt King]

How many people here on The Escapist are gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender? Yes, this may sound like a personal question, and you don't have to answer if you don't want to. I'm just curious! Personally, I'm bisexual, what are you?

i love you so much for putting canadian as an option

 

[Paradoxrifts]

Heterosexual, but I have heard that once you go Canadian you never go back, so you never know!

 

[Tiger Sora]

Whoooo Canadian, were the best option! Take that sexual preferences.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm due for my early afternoon meeting.

 

[michael87cn]

Missing poll option:

Eunuch.

I kid.

I'm hetero, but still a virgin.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Transsexual isn't exactly a sexual orientation.

Just sayin'.

edit: lol, forgot to mention my own: hetero.

I know that! But i wasn't going to leave it out, i have some pretty good friends who are transgender.

...What? That makes no sense. It doesn't matter if you're friends with some transgendered people, it's still not a sexual orientation. I'm friends with some Hispanic people, but that doesn't mean "Hispanic" should be in the poll.

Also, hetero. Like a surprisingly large percent of the Escapist, apparently.

 

[War Penguin]

I'm straight.
...
This is the spot where I would usually put other words that are relevant to the discussion but... well, then I'd be over complicating things. :S

 

[Tharwen]

Heterosexual. To quote Kurt Cobain: "I'm not gay, but I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes"

 

[spartan231490]

"Gay" and "straight" doesn't exist as it is portayed in the media. I wish I could find it, but there is a famous report running in America once a year for 50 years now. I don't know if it is still running. But consistently it has shown the same thing.

You have 10% of people who are 100% straight
You have a slighter large percentage of people who are mostly straight but with some homosexual fantasies.
You have another percentage of people who are slightly straight and with mostly homosexual fantasies.

Then you have bisexual people in the middle.

And the opposite for the homosexual end of the scale.

It amazed me to find this out. Viewing sexuality was never the same for me once I found out about this report.

I saw that report too. I disagreed with it though. You're either straight, gay, or bi. If you have mostly straight thoughts, surprise of surprises, you're straight.


It isn't difficult and doesn't need a complicated bell curve attached to it.

Exactly. In fact, I'll take it one step further. I would wager that most, if not all, of the escapists have had fantasies about beating the shit out of, or even killing someone. ("people who are mostly straight but with some homosexual fantasies.") does that mean we are partially murderers, or partially guilty of assault. No, of course not.

OT: I'm straight, but I live not even 30 minutes away from Canada, and there's just something about a French Canadian accent that drives me wild.

 

[Coldster]

Canadian, and heterosexual. Wait, what does it mean to have your sexual orientation as Canadian!? =O

 

[BehattedWanderer]

This poll makes no sense. The one about the Kinsey scale was better.

Also . . .

I WANT TO KNOW THIS!

Why?

Agreed. Considering that sexuality is not a stationary thing, and more of a degree along a scale, then the absolutes listed here are uninformed. So, the only logical choice?

I'm totally into Canadians, you know. At least, some of them.

Or is that supposed to be a joke about the Canadian Girlfriend, a choice for those who've not had the sex to know what their sexuality is? If so, subtle. Too subtle for explanationless text, I'm afraid.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Very much heterosexual.

Also, why is transgender in a poll regarding sexuality? It has nothing to do with sexuality. It's all about gender identity.

I'm not one of those uptight Liberal "don't hurt their feelings by confusing them" types. That's not what I'm getting at. I'm just very confused why people lump a mental condition which causes people to surgically mutilate themselves into conversations of sexual preference.