Poll: If a member of the opposite sex came up to you right now...

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Jonluw

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Hell, why not? I like the idea of casual sex. It would be a bit weird with my family here on christmas eve and all though. (We celebrate/open presents on christmas eve in Norway)
 

SideburnsPuppy

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HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET INTO MY HOUSE?!

In all seriousness, naw. My parents are, like, right here. That would be incredibly awkward.
 

blalien

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Only if she's unbelievably hot, and if she has a form clearing her of STDs and a contract freeing me of financial responsibility if she gets pregnant.
 

mjc0961

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Nope, because if they would come up to me of all people and ask that, I'd have to wonder who the hell else they asked, and what kind of nasty STDs they are packing that I don't want.
 

NezumiiroKitsune

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Assuming you mean this person is someone I don't know?

In that case I'd me more interested about how she got in, who she is, and if she's aware of where she is exactly. Assuming she was my ideal women however, by all that is good in this universe I would be employing all the blood vessels I still have control over to direct blood flow to my brain and make choices that aren't dictated by a cripplingly beautiful women in my room.

I might have to take a very cold very long shower afterwards.
 

Russian_Assassin

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Fuck yes. I'm in a shitty mood and I need something to lighten it up. Xmas eve and I'm home alone, with no Mr. Jack to wash away my sorrow.

What a fucking shitty day this was...
 
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no, generally sex with someone for just "fun" who i will never see again, then no, i wouldn't

sex is meaningless without someone i really love, (i've done it before, it was a massive meh)
so im going to wait till i get in a relationship again with an amazing girl.
 

The Wykydtron

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Yeah i don't need any sexy tiems in my life soooooooo no, i would also ask how she ninja'd her way into my room

Also it would be a disgrace to my Avatar if i put anything else but i'm above it XD
 

RedDeadFred

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The Jakeinator said:
Only if:

A: I know her.
B: She's Hot
C: She's Intelligent
D: She's Funny
F: It wouldn't get to serious

and

G: We can go again.
You skipped E!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OT: As long as there's no STD's.

PS: Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
 

Lieju

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I would run away from this crazy person.

I have even issues with just touching a person I barely know. How could I have sex with her?
Plus I don't like the idea of sex without the relationship.
 

Queen Michael

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Yes, I would. I mean, I can reason rationally about it now, but if it happened I'd probably just say yes.
 

Gudrests

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awesomeClaw said:
The Jakeinator said:
Only if:

A: I know her.
B: She's Hot
C: She's Intelligent
D: She's Funny
F: It wouldn't get to serious

and

G: We can go again.
Again, if you feel that being hot, funny, and intelligent is attractive, then she´s just that. But no G. One time deal only.
that would be like having the perfect girl for only one night...no thanks id take my chances to have her forever
 

The_Echo

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A complete stranger? Not until I see their STD test results.

If I ended up doing it, though, I'd probably poke a hole in the condom. I mean, what better Christmas gift than a child, am I right? >;D
 

Jamous

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Sassafrass said:
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Fuck no.
Even longer answer: Fuck no, now go away so I can spend time with my girl-friend.

So...yeah. That more or less covers it for me. *Tips hat* Have a good Christmas, OP.
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't for more or less this exact reason. However, my Girlfriend's in Cornwall, so even if I DID feel like cheating on her, I'd be too mopy to do anything.