Poll: If organs could complain, which would complain the most and why?

[Soxafloppin]

Probley the skin, i get a little nick at least once a day.

 

[Shycte]

Well, the obvious answer is the chafed penis.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Stomach- I'm not a big eater and when I finally remember to have meals I can never decide what to make. Guilty of ignoring several noises during online play that sound like the stomach eating itself. Also guilty of fast food consumption, which is hard on the stomach regardless of branch.

 

[Spaghetti]

Personaly, I think my Heart hates me. It keeps throwing a palpitations at me ever so often. It doesn't hurt...it just creates the strong urge to either fall over or pass out

 

[Booze Zombie]

Bladder.

"You're always fuckin' drinking and I'm havin' ta always sort it out, mate, fuckin' 'ell..."

 

[Danny Ocean]

Does you penis count as an organ?

If yes, then mine would complain about being over used, owwwwww yeeeeeah.

in case you didn't realize, that mean I masturbate to much.

Ugh.

Really, though, incessant cries have been emanating from my room all week to the effect of, "Oh God! My duodenum!"

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

My brain would say "Why don't you use me as much as your..."
Enough said.
Edit: "Mouth. You talk to much..."

 

[bodyklok]

Does you penis count as an organ?

If yes, then mine would complain about being over used, owwwwww yeeeeeah.

in case you didn't realize, that mean I masturbate to much.

Ugh.

Really, though, incessant cries have been emanating from my room all week to the effect of, "Oh God! My duodenum!"

Jezz it was just a joke, I masturbate as much as any normal 16 year old boy.
>_>

<__>

 

[Voodoomancer]

The colon. Guess why.

 

[teisjm]

Lungs, cause i smoke.

Whichever part of the body gets side stings... i can't run 100 m without getting it.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Your colon; it has to deal with your shit all day.

I laughed, well done, also, I agree with this guy.

 

[wewontdie11]

If it could my liver would stab me. Thank God it has those miraculous regenerative capabilities.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Liver. Definitely my liver.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The tongue. Don't you ever shut up?

 

[similar.squirrel]

Eyes, because Internet happens to them often.

 

[seryoga]

My heart would probably say something like "u fat prick eat a fruit or something", then again my liver would probably just shrivel up and die from acohol poisoning

 

[darkless]

After the week long beat down it just took my liver would be screaming in agony right now if it could.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

My stomach since I eat so damn much and rarely work out.