Poll: If organs could complain, which would complain the most and why?
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The heart ...
"You bastard! I'm working 24-7 and you're trying to kill me with all those frickin' fried twinkies and hyper-caffinated triple-milk, double-creame lattes!? You're worse than frickin' Scrooge!"
"You bastard! I'm working 24-7 and you're trying to kill me with all those frickin' fried twinkies and hyper-caffinated triple-milk, double-creame lattes!? You're worse than frickin' Scrooge!"
oh holy crap the liver. in america, we drink more alcohol than milk in some places. it's crazy. dont even get me started on canada, where they call our whiskey 'dirty water'.
Heart, blood vessels, and other internal organs: "Ugh, we can't function cause of all this fat! Move your ass already and stop eating fast food!"
actually, the nervous system might count. it does count as an organ system, which means there must be organs somewhere, right?Dr Ampersand said:
oh, you think scotland has it bad? what about ireland? there's an old English saying.SmartIdiot said:
"If not for drink, the Irish would rule the world."
Well either my lungs because I've been smoking quite a bit lately, or my kidney because it's lonely.
anyway, my brain and muscles are the screamers.
"************! stay down! for the love of God, stay down! So much Goddamn pain! how the F*** are you still moving! we can't do this, we can't, we cant!"
to which i say, "Work, or we are going to lose."
i am a human tank. i have been hit by a car and kept going. i have staggered 70 yards to the touchdown in football with the entire opposing team facing me. i have taken enough anastesia (For the car){yes, i know i spelled the word wrong.} to stop a bear in its tracks and have kept going.
yes, most of my friends are afraid of me.
"************! stay down! for the love of God, stay down! So much Goddamn pain! how the F*** are you still moving! we can't do this, we can't, we cant!"
to which i say, "Work, or we are going to lose."
i am a human tank. i have been hit by a car and kept going. i have staggered 70 yards to the touchdown in football with the entire opposing team facing me. i have taken enough anastesia (For the car){yes, i know i spelled the word wrong.} to stop a bear in its tracks and have kept going.
yes, most of my friends are afraid of me.
