Poll: If Valve make a Movie

[FastFoot92]

I was just watching the L4D2 intro and some "Meet the ....." Links if you haven't seen em

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyNuriXG3BQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sByyd5M2vYk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuYi-nzE90

Meet the Spy and the L4D2 intro are classics. So I got to thinking why shouldn't these proven video makers get to work on a film? A Left 4 Dead one would be excellent and if they could use Avatars CGI and if they got Bioware to do the script........

I digress. So Escapists (thats a great word) which VALVE game would you like to see be made
into a film by VALVE?

Also feel free to name who the voice actors should be

Mel Gibson- Bill
That guy who plays Frodo- Ellis
Megan Fox-Zoey
Francis WILL FUCKING STAY FRANCIS

Also if they could somehow shoe in JD and Dr. Cox somehow that would be win sauce

 

[Cherry Cola]

Oh god I want a Team Fortress 2 animated movie.

Screw Episode 3, I want the movie!

 

[Swaki]

i recall some rumors about them thinking about making a full length cartoon/animated TF movie.

 

[Shadowfaze]

i think a portal movie would be awesomesauce. I can already think of several nice young ladies to play the role of Chell, actually.

 

[David Bray]

Shouldn't one of the options be: 'None, because video games translate horribly into all other media especially under the guiding hands of Uwe Boll'?

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

Oh god I want a Team Fortress 2 animated movie.

Ninjas are everywhere nowadays.

 

[mr.aravaro]

i think a portal movie would be awesomesauce. I can already think of several nice young ladies to play the role of Chell, actually.

Isn't Chell middle aged?

 

[anthony87]

A Team Fortress movie would kick the shit out of any future Pixar or Dreamworks movie. Hell I'd watch a movie starring just The Heavy and The Sandvich.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Oh god I want a Team Fortress 2 animated movie.

Ninjas are everywhere nowadays.

I haven't forgotten the old ways just yet

 

[AkJay]

Left 4 Dead, because it's supposed to be a movie that is a game.

 

[Acidwell]

Hlaf life no question. The Seven Hour War and the events after it, before hl2, would be awesome.

 

[FastFoot92]

Shouldn't one of the options be: 'None, because video games translate horribly into all other media especially under the guiding hands of Uwe Boll'?

Notice the caps in my OP. These guys in VALVE have already proven capable

Oh god I want a Team Fortress 2 animated movie.

Screw Episode 3, I want the movie!

Seconded

 

[MR T3D]

the secondary characters would be fairly well developed, but the protagonist would say nothing.
ever.

 

[dalek sec]

Either Team Fortress 2 or Left 4 Dead, either of those would be awesome to watch.

 

[kidigus]

Half Life or Portal. Problem with half life is it would be weired if Dr.Freeman actualy talked and the first game alone probly would fill at least an hour and a half if you went by the games story.

 

[FastFoot92]

Half Life or Portal. Problem with half life is it would be weired if Dr.Freeman actualy talked and the first game alone probly would fill at least an hour and a half if you went by the games story.

So maybe a different protaginist in post Seven Hour War (Credit to Acidwell)
It could flesh out secondary charecters

Apparently Eli and Kleiner have quite a story from concept art

 

[TheTruePharoah]

A TF2 movie would be loaded with dark humor and, quite likely, loaded with political and military satire.

 

[Souplex]

Portal is the only Valve game I have seen that is above average and does not steer it's genre down a darker path.
Half Life: Power armored non-character protagonists.
L4D: The 3 legged race approach to co-op.
Portal: Fun inventive physics based puzzles.