Poll: If you can have a caption on a t shirt what would it be?

[Nanissimov]

Hmm, There are alot but my number one is a joke i made with one of my freinds, i said i pissed on china or something like that and it made him laugh.

So i'd get a guy pissing on the great wall of china and the caption (No offence to chinese people)

 

[Cortheya]

A guy crushed under a mattress with the caption: Owned by a mattress!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pimppeter2]

A black shirt that said PENIS with yellow letters

I'dd wear it under my sweater that whenever I played the "penis game" I would flash my shirt instead of yell "penis"

 

[sky14kemea]

i saw one once on a sitcom that was obviously specially made, and ive been wanting it ever since
it said "I'm With Stupid" but with the arrow facing up to the person wearing it XD

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Still waiting form my shirt from the T Shirt Contest.

 

[djpuppylove789]

either the "I'm what Willis was talkin' bout" shirt that JD wore on an episode of scrubs or one that has a picture of Clarence "The Big Man" Clemens with the caption "Outside the streets on fire in a real death waltz between whats flesh and whats fantasy". either of the two would be fine with me.

 

[Rigs83]

My other shirt is in an evidence locker.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

"I'm Lost"

 

[GodsOneMistake]

IF i knew how to post pictures i would post a good one but it says "Than Buffy staked Edward the end" and it's brilliant

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I would want one that had a picture of a stick figure sprinting and read "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, you had better catch up!"

 

[Numbnuts]

"This is my other shirt"

 

[teisjm]

there's several cool ones on the escapist store.

personally i like the "camper" one, with the word camper, and a picture of a sniper lying on top of a camping van best

 

[hippo24]

A shirt that has these buttons down the front, and this weird collar thing that you can, like, wear a tie under...

IT WOULD BE ALL SORTS A CRAZZY.

Kinda like this:

Id be a riot if I wore that to my next BINGO outing.

 

[sizzle949]

I already have the perfect shirt, it says "No really, what's wrong with your face?"

 

[Crowghast]

I've always wanted to have a shirt that had a picture of myself on the back.

And whenever I didn't feel like talking to someone, i'd just show them the shirt.

It'd caption.

"Refer to front."

Except I would never turn around.

Kick-ass.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

I want a shirt that has the entire "This is my rifle..." thing on it.

 

[Doug Damage]

I want one that says "Neat, Malcom". Not that any of you people get that.

 

[Rascarin]

I've long considered having a T-Shirt printed off especially for walking around town when those damnable charity people run up to you to try and get you to donate money to "Sponsor a Grandparent" or something. It would read; "NO. FUCK OFF." Then, any time they came up to me I could just flash the shirt, and walk away.

Those people annoy me SO MUCH.

 

[axnxgxixe]

I think "GETTING HAMMERED" but the letters made out of nails would be funny. It's probably already made tho.

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[ix_tab]

If we are going by irl, I find it hilarious to get shirts that reference my non existent penis.

Also, men's t shirts in general. I had this pinkish shirt with cartoony drawings all over it, one of them being a topless girl with a gun. I was wearing around my university one day, when a guy wearing the same shirt passed me.

He turned to his friend, and shouted "YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A GUY'S SHIRT!"

There is nothing I like more then irl trolling of insecure dudes.