Poll: If you could be a vampire...

[The_General]

Depends on whether we're talking about real vamps or the Twillight-style pussy vampires.

 

[nicholaxxx]

I would if I could be a blood giver, them bitches can go out in daylight *seal of approval*
(if you got that, cookies to you)

 

[Dr. Wily III]

Everyone knows: Werewolves > Vampires

By the way, wouldn`t it suck to live forever? I mean, after the Earth explodes,you only float in space...

 

[Wolveria]

By the way, wouldn`t it suck to live forever?

I c whut u did ther

 

[Tharwen]

I probably would.

And then I realise I won't be able to go out during sunlight....Oh well not too much change.

Depending on what sort of vampire, you might just sparkle a bit.

 

[Shadowsole]

I'd Want to be a ancient Vampire

 

[Archemetis]

Werewolves all the way baby.

 

[PrinceoN]

If we go by Twilight vampires, there are pretty much no downsides. Instantly goodlooking, superpowers, eternally young but you can still kill yourself if you really want, no burning to death in the sunlight (get real, sparkling beats BBQ). Seriously, I don't think they're even dead, just superheroes.

I'd miss food though.

since when is being overly emo and having a 1-dimensional personality a superpower? o.o

and sparkling in sunlight turns you gay sir =| not even in the middle, like being bi, like me. no, you just become so gay, and you wont even like boys.

EDIT: also, why do we still call the...things...from Twilight "vampires"? They are far from being that. just because thats what the book/movie/people say thats what they are does not mean thats what they really are. I know a lot of good looking people that are strong, like the taste of blood (sure they dont drink it), and when they get all sweaty, one can say the "sparkle" in the sun. are they a freaking vampire??? >.>

 

[kelsyk]

It really depends on what kind of vampire. Sparkly Twilight vampire would be a really hard decision, but I would probably say no.

 

[Cakes]

Depends on what Vampire-Universe we're in. I'd actually much prefer to be a Half-Vampire: All the powers of a vampire, but none of the downsides like aversion to sunlight.

...Though sometimes Half-Vampires have all the regular weaknesses of a vampire without the benefits, which is why it matters so much what Vampire-Verse we're in.

 

[RanD00M]

If i could what.I already am a vampire.

 

[Zhalath]

Depends. Am I a sparkly thing or a horrifying, monstrous creature of the night?

 

[Venatio]

Sooner a short life than a life damned.

Besides, being a vampire hunter would be fun - except for the part where I may or not smell like garlic.

 

[kid-avenger]

Yes, as long as im not a twitard vampire.

 

[Fniff]

I would become a vampire,seek out a werewolf then look for a haunted apartment and have wonderful shenanigans!

Bourbon cream for the ref.

 

[clicketycrack]

Only if I got to be Kate Beckinsale.

 

[TheMadTypist]

Well, if there's one true myth (vampires), there might be more. Therefore, I would avoid potentially corrupting my soul and instead become a badass vampire hunter. With power armor.

Spoiler: This would be me

[http://www.motifake.com/a-cross-over-twilight-blade-cross-over-crossover-best-ever-demotivational-poster-65948.html]

 

[JenXXXJen]

since when is being overly emo and having a 1-dimensional personality a superpower? o.o

and sparkling in sunlight turns you gay sir =| not even in the middle, like being bi, like me. no, you just become so gay, and you wont even like boys.

1. I'm a girl, I can sparkle as much as I like. And to be perfectly honest, if sparkling gets you that many fangirls, I don't know why so many men are against trying it. Either way it still beats burning to death or never seeing day light, which both suck.

2. Aside from the fact that we're going by specific 'Vampire rules', only the two main characters were emo and boring. It's quite implied that all the other vampires were busy fucking each other all the time while Edward sat around being a 108 year old virgin. That's part of why the books are so damn funny.

http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462027.html

3. On top of super speed, super strength, skin of steel etc., you've got a good chance of developing another special specific to you magic specialness, like visions of the future and all that jazz.

Seriously, where is the downside? Who needs dignity when your a freaking superhero?

EDIT: also, why do we still call the...things...from Twilight "vampires"? They are far from being that. just because thats what the book/movie/people say thats what they are does not mean thats what they really are. I know a lot of good looking people that are strong, like the taste of blood (sure they dont drink it), and when they get all sweaty, one can say the "sparkle" in the sun. are they a freaking vampire??? >.>

WTF?

And for gods sake, did you even read what I wrote?