Poll: If you had a chance to take over the world, would you take it?

[DBlackny]

If you had some way to take full control over the world, would you take it and if so, what would you do?

I probably wouldn't take over, since I have no idea how politics works and given everything that is happening right now, fixing all those issues could be really hard. Plus I would probably go crazy will power and get us all killed.

If I did take over I would attempt to fix everything, but I think I would fail or it would take a really long time to get everything straight.

 

[Adam Jenson]

I wouldn't out of principal but If I had to I would do it Dr. Doom style.

 

[kaziard]

let me think about that for a millisecond while i lamp peasants with my sceptre of command

 

[Ranooth]

I would have Uwe Boll ripped apart by my zombie guards and make every man, women and child who thinks video games are too violent fight to the death with bags of skittles.

 

[Malkavian]

I would, in a second. I don't have to have solutions for everything, but I have a lot of things I want changed, and besides that, it's nice knowing that I can live a life without having to worrying about job and education, but can take things in my own pace.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I would, but I'd then enforce limited breeding and minimum standards for education. In my world there will be enough for everyone and no idiots. Then we can focus on clean energy, space travel, new weapons and space marines.

I want ma Space Marines!!!

 

[Avida]

I would take it to the moon, then lash said object to us with some megarope and have an awesome moonwarming party ^_^

 

[Xvito]

I don't think I'd want to rule the world, it seems so... Hard.

 

[J-Man]

I would entitle myself ze supreme soviet und zen kill ze capitaleest dogs!

 

[Corpse XxX]

I wouldn't wanna rule the world.. Someone is bound to kill you.. And it will probably happen when you're on the toilet..

 

[Jaythulhu]

I'd seize power, but install someone else to run things. Damned if it seems like too much hard work to run the entire planet.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I would definitely jump at the chance to rule the world. I would be the worst leader ever though. Peasants will be walking up to me with empty food bowels saying "sir,may i please have some more?" and i'd be like Whhhaaat!? It would be insane. Oh and anyone who gets me angry will have a pineapple shoved up their ass. Oh and i would commit genocide(spelling?) against whoever pisses me off. The colleceum (sorry for the spelling) will also be brought back.

 

[Eipok Kruden]

I'd seize power, but install someone else to run things. Damned if it seems like too much hard work to run the entire planet.

Yea, I'd want a manager as well. I'd have the big ideas, the intricate plans, theories, solutions, etc.. But the manager would take care of all of the micromanagement. I think it'd be great if the entire planet worked as one. No more wasting resources fighting over resources. All of Earth's resources would be dedicated to advancing the human race. Not to killing everyone. I'd abolish religion, set up a unified and tightly controlled school system (the opposite of what the US has), make bigotry a crime punishable by a 5 year sentence (not flaming and what not, but I mean the people who go around with signs yelling "FAGS GO TO HELL!! FAGS GO TO HELL!!" and stuff like that. Only hate speech and bigotry that disrupts the public), reduce spending and resources on the TOKAMAK and other similar fusion projects and put that funding towards focus fusion, I'd work on setting up a permanent base on the moon, I'd try to clean up the atmosphere, and I'd bring food to Africa and other starving areas around the world. I'd want to eventually completely replace paper with touch pads. Little tablet pc's would last people a lifetime and save so much paper. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

 

[Lord George]

I'd do it in an instant then I'd unleash plagues and biochemical agents against the world while remaining safe. i would then emerge as the only human on the planet and would be very happy, then I would play God and create humanity 2.0

 

[Datalord]

I'd fix everything, then train a successor, and then just relax and fix further problems as they appear

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Where's the "Yes, and I'd fix everything by destroying us all" option?

 

[bodyklok]

Yes, and I'd fix everything. But probably make it worse in most places.

EDIT: My avatar would also be on the national flag.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Yes, I would fix everything by twisting the world to my liking. Petrol prices too high? Kill the bastards charging too much to export the shit. Economic problems? Screw it, wipe all the currencies out and introduce my own.

 

[s0ap sudz]

I'd totally rule the world. Then I'd make my friends my bodyguards. Wait a second, isn't that what happened to Julius Caesar? Maybe not......

 

[Hippobatman]

EDIT: My avatar would also be on the national flag.

Oh dear..

Anyway. I'd take it and fix everything according to me. I'd have a castle, which is heavily guarded by genetically modified super humans, which I control. Also I'd solve the energy crisis by putting people who doesn't make the educational standards into a gigantic hamster wheel which produces electricity

Delusions of grandeur much?